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Old 20th Feb 2023, 14:55
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Check the load sheet again, I'm sure it was a Helicopter we were to load.
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 14:56
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...and the Loose Women say giving birth is painfull...
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:00
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Fortunately the cargo bay was empty when the brakes failed aproaching the hangar ....
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:02
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Parasitic fighter for the airborne Aircraft Carrier...
..and how fast can you fit the wings on launch ??
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:38
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ATC panicked as the radar return merged
Or
TCAS advisory ...
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:40
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Owing to the last minute descission to allow Pres Biden to go to Ukraine the wrong C5 was sent...the one WITHOUT the Beast
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:42
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Owing to space limitations at AMARG double parking was allowed
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 17:01
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“Told you we needed a big bait to catch one of these!”
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 18:03
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 18:08
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It's the new Steven Spielberg film - it's a remake combining elements of Jaws and You Only Live Twice...
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 18:50
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That's nice, but the only problem is this squadron flies F16’s
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 18:51
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See nobody ticked the box marked “wings” !
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 18:53
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Who knew the NATO stock number for bog paper is only one transposed digit from the one for demanding an A10 ?
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 20:00
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I know what you're thinking, did he fire 1,173 or 1,174 rounds. Well in all the excitement I lost count, but ask yourself, do you feel lucky. Well do you punk!
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 20:02
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Nobody ever believed Hoskins when he said he was a nose gunner on Galaxy's.
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 20:14
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Suddenly the C5 Pilots had a A10 Pilot join them....dang Ejection seat was not 'safe '
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 20:16
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Loadie one to Loadie two....well that's why it's taking so long, I'm trying to load it IN...
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 20:17
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Thunderbird 5.5 ...
yes I know neither are F-16's...
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 20:20
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At Stansted the new Marine one is unloaded....before the President's visit to..wait for it ..Croydon..😊
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 20:45
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After the A-10 was parked overnight at Liverpool, the Lads considered themselves lucky the wheels were left on, as they put the remains on the C-5.
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