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It was about this time that Boris realised the Follow Me man had probably knocked off and was heading home.
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When I requested a flyover I didn’t mean the bloody Dartford crossing..
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This will screw Khan, there is no mention on the congestion charges covering fighters.
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Speed camera ahead, deploying countermeasures.
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Control, I’m on its six and can confirm it’s the wrong type of Farmer… over.
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Hey mum, look what I bought with your credit card on Ebay!
It's all right, at this time of night the only people around are the wineos and crackheads ...and no one would believe them anyhow....
( Ref Del and Rodney as Batman and Robin )
( Ref Del and Rodney as Batman and Robin )
Mrs Hoskins was glad to see the back of her husbands home built simulator when she told him that either it goes or she goes...
He later he parked it down the Old Red Lion...so everyone was happy...ex Mrs H
He later he parked it down the Old Red Lion...so everyone was happy...ex Mrs H
The arresting officer wrote the MIG pilot a ticket for Aggravated Buggery, but the charge was reduced by the magistrate to Following Too Closely.
- Ed
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Well it is Russia hour..
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Due to an unfortunate mix up in translation, Alexei's "defective" aircraft was towed back to base. He never mentioned "Defecting" again.