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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Dec 2022, 18:09
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Somebody tell Jackson you don't need a special suit to do the moonwalk
If that is really Michael Jackson, he surely needs a life support suit.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 18:13
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Doctor Who desides the Cybermen are not as fearfull as the BBC portray...
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 18:39
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
I thought Close to the edge was a Yes Song??
It is...

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Or..and finally. ..better look as I flew over Croydon I think Treadigaph was in the Pub with a female that was not his wife..😄😂
She isn't!

Meanwhile...

He's still in shock... his camera viewfinder accidentally focused on a kilted Scotsman with very shiny shoes...
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 18:42
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
I thought Close to the edge was a Yes Song??
In a Roundabout sort of way...
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 18:59
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Ground Control sees Major Tom get airborne for his last mission ... cue music, please.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 19:16
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Jenny heads off to become a member of the 15 mile high club.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 20:02
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Treadigaph, there's nothing worn under my kilt laddie..
however...
With a nod to Capt Brown...
This is the ONLY type the greatest British Pilot never got to fly
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 20:11
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Owing to a miss calculation power usage he found when he finally got to be alone with Alice he could not summon up enough energy to ..... ( Close down..)Zzzzz
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No seriously I have to engage Power Saving mode...I bet you say that to all the girls
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 21:25
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When Stanley Ipkiss puts on the mask he gets to pull all the girls..
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 22:11
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He pulls all the Birds…… Custard.
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 02:30
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So how does it work?
Simple really, The suit is actually transparent. When the yellow gets to the helmet, she opens the valve, and drains it out.
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 02:57
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Squeezing the hose was a reliable throttle to the procession
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 03:03
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You wanna see how quick he moves when we fart in his tube!
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 11:08
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Best BJ EVER!


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Old 4th Dec 2022, 15:03
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Best BJ EVER!

This sure beats the S & M party we had at the Yank's officers club!
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 15:49
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NORAD ask for a practice flight to track Santa. Sure we can squeeze in a elf for the joy flight
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 15:51
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About the only known publicity picture NOT to feature David Beckham / Meghan Markle ....other self effacing celebs are available
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 15:54
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..and finally before I watch Senegal play tonight...😊
Neil Armstrong prepares to fly a slow aircraft for training for his upcoming Lunar flight
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 16:41
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That’s why they call him “Chuck” Yeager, she’s there to suck the vomit from his helmet.
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 17:37
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In Florida Hank prepares to ride the Vomit Comet.... remembering what happened the last time.
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