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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Feb 2023, 08:01
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When it all calms down at home, can I claim Political Asylum in your country? ...said Rishi.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 08:02
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Don't think much of the in flight catering...
well have you never flown Ryanair??
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Thank you for introducing me to PPRuNe...Your expert's advice and insite will help us defeat Putin.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 08:13
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Was it really that small!
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 16:18
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And the winner is Dan Gerous with….

Hah hah hah hah, but no seriously... give me fighter aircraft or I push you out the back.

dan your turn to enlighten us.
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Well done Copenhagen, I’ve pm’d him as well as winners sometimes miss that they have won and Kiltrash gets withdrawn symptoms.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 19:21
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Thanks Copenhagen, and Nutty for the pm.

Let's see what the collective wit can come up with for this one.


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Old 17th Feb 2023, 20:10
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"A SPARE AM I?"
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 21:04
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A crew of two you say? ... is this classed as over manning..??
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 21:06
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Sorry lads, you have all been sent to Coventry
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 21:08
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The BOI later said the accident was caused when the crew got off and forgot to set the Autopilot
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 21:10
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Marty finally realised what Doc meant when he said where were going we don't need no runway.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 21:38
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 21:58
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Collective bargaining, eh? If you lot don't clear the runway in seconds flat, I'll...
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 21:58
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This stealth mode is awesome! They’ve no idea that we’re here!
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Everyone got tired of hearing about Harry’s big Chopper.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 22:00
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 22:01
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It's time to add artificial engine noise to our electric helicopter fleet.
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“Okay, I’ll just wait for the runway to clear”
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