Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Yes we have only just got the stains off the carpet in the President's Palace after Mr Johnson last visit, .

Yes Same here at the No10 flat..

[Kiltrash]

So, We go by air to Dorset for security reasons ??
Not quite the Trains are on strike...again.

[Kiltrash]

So what did you think when you met the King?
He's a bit small...just like us 😊

[Kiltrash]

...and to make you feel at home Mr President we have arranged a little visit to Toxteith...
No I want to go somewhere really like home.i believe Croydon is on our flight path...

[Copenhagen]

Sorry for being out of range for the last few days after winning the last round. Let’s continue with this image and I will score it on Friday?


my submission

‘and then we offered Northern Ireland as a swap’

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

...and to make you feel at home Mr President we have arranged a little visit to Toxteith...
No I want to go somewhere really like home.i believe Croydon is on our flight path...

But didn't you arrive at Luton?

[Dan Gerous]

You're right Rishi, this is way better than standing against the washing machine, especially now the Ruskis have pinched all ours.

[treadigraph]

RS: Apparently the Downing Street Spokesman was asked if I believe in aliens!

VZ: What did he reply?

RS: Of course! Haven't you seen Jeremy Corbyn?

[NutLoose]

And so after that we deported Busters ancestors to our penal colony in Austrailia

[Kiltrash]

Suella is back in Whitehall having kittens, seemingly neither of us have valid Visas .

[Kiltrash]

If you think this is bad, Ryanair offered to fly us for free .

[Kiltrash]

The RAF later used this picture as part of their case for Chinook Refurbishment.

[Kiltrash]

...and on the way back we will drop in on my local restaurant and I'll treat you to a great British takeaway...Chicken Vindaloo or Chicken Kiev....you choose

[Kiltrash]

Another Men only joke for the boys that the LGBTQ+ brigade would not allow ...or even Loose Women...
Fortunately the noise in the cabin drowned out to the aides what they actually said...
However the lip readers made a fortune selling it to the Sunday papers.

[Kiltrash]

It was at this moment they discovered
They were distant cousins
or
They were closet Arsenal fans
Or
Neither of them carry cash to tip the coach driver

[MPN11]

“Hey, I’m glad we’re not fling in Economy Class!”

[Dan Gerous]

... and Johnson, that hair, WTF.

[Kiltrash]

So when the Americans let you have 100 F-16's please can we have some in exchange for our 14 Challenger tanks we gave you....

[NutLoose]

This soundproofing is thinner than the Kings sock.

[SLXOwft]

...and then my wife said,"Tell him not to worry, Infosys provide Vlad's IT support."