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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 19th Feb 2023, 15:23
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“OK, you shrank the CO … very funny. Now get out there and find him.”
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 19:43
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Having dropped the troops off, Harry flew back to base, However Bentwaters was not Woodbridge.. Simple mistake to make when they build bases close to each other ...
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 19:45
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The Army band looked forward to get on the Piano Keys...
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 19:50
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So remind me again, just why does a Helicopter need to use a runway??
Well if you were not doing this inspection you would be lazing around in the mess...
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 20:28
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Why when I really have to Pee the landing area is never available ?
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 01:38
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Looks like we're walking home. When they promised a tandem helicopter, I thought they meant a Chinook.
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 08:46
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Pte Hoskins was just about to find out how the RSM dealt with scruffy bar stewards who stuck their hands in their pockets.
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 11:13
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Afraid I'll have to call this now folks' in second place is Buster with
[QUOTE[i]Phew! That was lucky. I only just noticed their High Vis belts!][/QUOTE]

And last but first, the winner is SLXOwft with
[QUOTE[color=#000000]][Pte Hoskins was just about to find out how the RSM dealt with scruffy bar stewards who stuck their hands in their pockets./QUOTE]

Once the Apache crew have got the grunts rounded up and penned in for the night, they'll drop the trophy off to you.
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:18
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Many thanks DG.

I await the incoming humour.


Courtesy of the US DoD / SSgt Brian Hibbert
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:24
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A long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away....

- Ed

Last edited by cavuman1; 22nd Feb 2023 at 16:38. Reason: Phrasing
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:26
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Introducing the new 'C5 tankbuster'!
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:31
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The boss said it was time to open up another can of WHUP-ASS !
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:33
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The last thing Putin remebered before he woke up from his nightmare....
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:33
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Now we will cut a hole on the front door and we are good to go, boy will this give them a surprise a vulcan armed C5
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:34
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Now that what i call a birdstike
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:35
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Ignore it, it's just "Hogging" the limelight.
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:36
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Detroit launches its latest "drive by shooter" model.
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:37
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Does my butt look big in this?...
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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:40
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As mid-airs go, that one was pretty amazing!

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Old 20th Feb 2023, 15:53
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Those scruffy bar stewards who stuck their hands in their pockets did not learn a lesson from the Apache, lets see what happens to them now!
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