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Old 18th Feb 2023, 18:52
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It's behind you ...


Another bl*%dy pantomime.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 18:59
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Rotorheads stage a collective walk out following agreement they were anti talk peddling jokes about the former Captain Wales AAC and the cyclic winning of Mil-Av's cap com.

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Old 18th Feb 2023, 20:09
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Just like herding sheep into a coral, only we use a Chinook.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 20:23
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 20:23
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Look at them, the artillery’s never been the same since we gave their guns away.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 21:26
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At Yeovilton the full size layout of the flight deck of the QNLZ ,.. aircraft handlers, for the training off..however the 80 foot drop off the edge was not taken into account
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 21:31
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In preparation for the King's Coronation, the Army go back to first steps to get in shape for the march down the Mall..
General thinks this is gonna take more that 3 months, bang goes my MBE then.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 21:34
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For Red Nose day the Army attempt to pull a helicopter along the runway...however in a fit of pique Harry deliberately left the hand brake on...
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 21:36
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If you think the men are not happy, just you wait till they get to the NAFFI van and discover there's only 6 tea cups left.
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Old 18th Feb 2023, 22:52
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It's like herding cats, but more difficult.

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Old 19th Feb 2023, 07:44
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The French Police practise new tactics for use against Liverpool football supporters.
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 08:05
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When it was announced that Hoskins was to transition to Rotorheads, the other troops descided it was safer to bug out.
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 08:07
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The Doctor and his / her companions later discovered that stairs no longer proved a problem to the Daleks.
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 08:09
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Later it was descided that this was not as Dangerous as first thought.
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 08:34
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The soldiers of the modern Army turn their backs on the culturally appropriated Apache.
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 08:34
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Shopping in Croydon on a Saturday afternoon...
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 13:45
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There that proves it, you CAN get 9 troops in a Apache...4 in the front and 5 in the back...where's the Guinness World Record overseers...
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 13:48
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On the set of TG3 the stunt doubles were disappointed not to be needed after all...
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 13:55
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Mid action still from the movie. " Transformers meet Robbie the Robot. "
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Old 19th Feb 2023, 14:18
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Defiantly Catering Corp, look, there’s f*ck all ready.
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