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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Mar 2023, 07:42
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Revealing the Master Spy to the World!. "Ha! It was me orr arong!"
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 09:09
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The new owners arrive at Old Trafford.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 10:01
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The Russian general was proudly displaying his new flak jacket
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 10:04
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proposed replacement for carnival shooting gallery ducks, due to RSPCA pushback
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 10:34
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Now we can see who been getting all the freebies from breakfast cereal packets!
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 10:39
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 10:44
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Hah, me come to fancy dress party as Ar Capone... risten my impression: "you can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word arone..." No boot-rickers around me, huh?

You mean boot reggers, oh Divine Reader...

I know what I mean...
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 11:18
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New body armour wrecks North Koreas camouflage
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 11:35
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In Kim Fat Wun's N Korea gravitas and command presence are emphasised by a display of valuable milk-bottle tops, wine gums and wrapping paper stuck to one's uniform.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 12:03
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Balloon Release Day in NorK was always stressful. Two carefully selected party members had the responsibility to ensure the Dear Leader wasn't launched.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 12:40
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No Great Leader. When the General finishes with the official party mobile phone you can use it. But watch what you send on WhatsApp
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 12:42
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Hmmm..... If I execute him by mortar fire there will be a ****load of shrapnel, I really need to rethink our awards system, sigh...never mind I believe the rabid dogs haven't been fed in a while...
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Yes Great Leader, the 3 Intercontinental Ballistic missile you see are part of our 2000 strong fleet...and no you can't go and see them ALL at once..
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 12:46
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I got the idea from Amewican seal film where they punch the seal badge into coffin, it makes my morning to punch new award into General through his uniform..
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 12:47
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General thinks...bloody hell, not Scramble Egg for lunch....again
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I wish he would hurry up and chose the bloody new granite for his bathroom, so we can get back to more serious work.
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Treadigaph shows his beer bottle top collection.
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Hahaha, Genewal asked who died when he see we all in black, he will learn later it him.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 12:55
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Why that man on my reft no got two chins... he too skinny, imprison him with no food, if he no get fat then KIRR HIM. Hah, I am the very moder of a modern Major Generar...
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