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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Feb 2023, 20:41
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Last call decision in 12 hours please...
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 20:41
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No, I said I want to try Viagra, not Niagara!
oh, sorry Nutty.
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Yes, I’m Jacob Rees-Mogg Snr, how did you know?
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 21:55
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So I quite like this idea of a time capsule, how far does it transport me into the future..

it’s quite simple minister, we seal you in then bury you for 100 years or so.. goodbye.
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 22:03
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It sort of works like an iron lung, where as the iron lung keeps you breathing minister, this version is airtight and stops you breathing.
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 22:54
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It's Kim Jong Un - he'll have one if we can make it ten sizes larger...
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 23:18
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Jules Verne tries out the prototype of the Chambered Nautilus.

- Ed
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 00:10
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And there you are, Sir, a full-motion steampunkt simulator.

I said steam gauge, Hoskins, steam gauge.
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It's a fully enclosed habitat. See, you breath in oxygen and breath out carbon dioxide, and . . . err. . . bugger!
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 09:55
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As always several rib ticklers... and after I have cleaned my keyboard we have a winner Sealo0 with

Originally Posted by sealo0
HRH on the phone asking 'Do you think we could get the Sussex's in here?' might give him some peace & quite!
Runner up was ACW with

Declassified BRIXMIS imagery suggested that the Russian approach to secure speech communications was rather unusual.
Over to you Sir, Madam, They

For those not in the know use your favourite search engine for Churchills Life Pod
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Thanks for that. I may be a couple of hours, other duties get in the way but as they say “I’ll be back”

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Old 9th Feb 2023, 13:46
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Hi All

lets have a go at this one!

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“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”
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“Hey, Wilma, have you fed Dino today?”
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“Just a light trim, please … not too short on the sides.”
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Madam, I assure you, our baggage handlers are moving heaven and earth in an attempt to locate your missing luggage.
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Hiya love.
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 14:26
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Noooo ...I said stand 15!
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OK Boss ....are you ready to discuss that pay rise now?
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Someone saw a mouse inside it? Wouldn't mobilising the hangar cat have been a bit easier?
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