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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Jan 2023, 12:00
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 12:16
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Ok, I am going to call this one...

Some lovely captions, mine was along the lines of.
"Well My optician told me I was long sighted, but I can't see a damned thing holding the glasses he provided at arms length."

Scores on the doors and a welcome to our new competitor, sealo0... take a bow.

Buster with
Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!

Treddi with
No... he was well offside. You can't have the linesman shot for that decision.

Ascend Charlie with
"THIS is how long a Cubit is, OK? Now make it forty cubits by fifty......"

MPN11 with
“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”

Runners up are Confusious and Buster with
"Quick...put your virtual reality glasses back on, you're starting to talk sense and it really doesn't suit you."
And
Good. This is good. Now show me the other escape routes...

But I am going to award it to Buster with

Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!

The CST trophy is on the way, you will have to pay the postage and import duties though..
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 12:21
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Well..... what a start to the Year eh!!!!

Thanks Nutty. Have at it Chaps & Chapettes!



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Old 4th Jan 2023, 12:25
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I thought I was to be given a Swordfish to fly, not a rating to ride...
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No I'm not limp-wristed, I'm just hanging on... honest!
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His Batman felt this was easier than cleaning the officers shoesBut your officer is over there Hoskins knee deep in the mud
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Think your taking this crazy golf obstacles a bit serious Kilty...
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Hurry up Baldrick....lunch finishes at 2
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 12:45
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The first 'full motion' simulator left a lot to be desired!
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My God ...we must be over 400 yards from the shore line....whats your name rating?
...they just call me 'Jesus' Sir...
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 13:10
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Rating "Could you hurry Sir, we need to get you ashore"
Pilot "Its only a few inches.....stop complaining man!"
Rating "Im ok Sir, but Im on Hoskins shoulders and the tide is coming in"
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 13:17
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You didn't drop your torpedo then sir?

No, I'm just pleased to see you!
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Well they did say I was being posted to a carrier…..
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Just don't bloody salute anyone on the way to the beach..
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"Please sir, don't crack that 'puddle jumper' joke again!"
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I say Smithers, next time it would be a good idea to balance a G and T on ones hat for me when I return..
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 16:50
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I say Smithers, I have entered you into the ships Grand National event with me as your Jockey, so you need to get practicing your jumping technique.
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No Smither's, your waders are probably not leaking, I have just relieved myself into the back of them.
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