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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Nov 2022, 15:58
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Training of French soldiers is just like a sausage machine.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:03
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Upon discovering cheap non EU imports had collapsed the price, Pierre, the Onion Seller, had to diversify
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:04
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This fecks up the Britishers Mine Detection dogs.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:08
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Nien, zee are not Sausage dogs zee are hair curlers for zee beautiful French ladies, Del over there has zee Stockings

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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:19
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Vun sausage contains zer picture of zer Fallen Madonna mit zer Big Boobies by Van Klomp... vich vun only Rene knows. Vere zer hell is he?
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:34
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What's on the menu? You ask WHAT'S ON THE MENU?? you think this is General Auchinleck' s private kitchen (er)
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:35
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Think your self lucky, I was sent to 7 Battalion with salted Kippers last week
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:37
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Well actually i picked them up in the reduced section at Sainsbury's. Saw a opportunity to make a killing ..
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:39
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Thank God I did not join the U S Navy, 7500 rashers of bacon daily..
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:52
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As long as the men were discrete about it, the officers didn't ask how they kept "capturing" tobacco from the Tommies.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:54
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No, it's OK I have breakfast sorted, but what's for lunch ?
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 16:55
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I see your live Chicken and raise you with this !
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 18:58
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I'd better lay low in this trench to save myself from a battering.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 19:20
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I was Kaiser Bill's batman, now I'm his sausage salesman; I can whistle you up a pork feast breakfast in just a few minutes...
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 19:26
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With Pay As You Dine, the door to door sausage man made a fortune at the end of the month.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 20:22
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Gonna need a bigger Air Fryer
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 20:25
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OMG Esther Rantzen has just exploded
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 20:26
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Well we are going to tie these to the World Cup, no way now it will go missing
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 21:16
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...and Corporal Klein is modelling the very latest in haute-charcuterie...
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 23:12
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Can’t stop, I’m off to a meating..
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