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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Mar 2023, 06:40
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Ever since then the mighty General was known to the troops as
" Wee Willy Winkle..' when the pictures were shown in Stars and Stripes
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 10:45
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"Oh not Dick Man Dyke again!"
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 12:00
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This seems to have slowed to a dribble, so Iíll plan to zip it up around midnight GMT.
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No sir, I'm not taller than you, its just you're pissing in your boat.

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Cock, hook and look.... Cpl, pass me that magnifying glass.
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Sir, the new tanks are coming and the Brits have named it after you.

Patton? Old Blood and Guts?

No Sir, "Little Willie"
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 14:19
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Upon seeing this picture, Jacqueline Gold felt she had to offer the General one of her ( ahem) enhancements...free of charge, just for the publicity you understand ...
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 14:21
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Sunrise is VERY quick round here..
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 16:36
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Prepare to cast off men when we have the asylum seekers onboard, next stop Eastbourne..
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 16:42
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And if we start to lose to Oxford this year I will shoot their cox.

Meanwhile... over in Oxford

Have you seen the size of the Cambridges cox's, it's tiny, I will never be able to shoot it.
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 17:25
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“And tell my cook I want steak tonight … no fish.”
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 18:01
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Meanwhile in the pond in Eastbourne the reenactment of Patton crossing the Rhine was going well....till the schoolchildren wanted their rowing boats back..
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Old 21st Mar 2023, 23:21
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Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon , Patton was just marking territory like a good Boston Terrier .
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 00:33
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This is the first time I've judged a pixxing contest, and I have to say I hope it's the last. As usual, there are plenty of great entries, and I can only list a few.

Runners up, in no particular order:

Nutloose with: Sir, the new tanks are coming and the Brits have named it after you. Patton? Old Blood and Guts? No Sir, "Little Willie"

Kiltrash with: Sunrise is VERY quick round here..

MPN 11 with: “And tell my cook I want steak tonight … no fish.”

SLXOwft with: On reaching the Rhine Patton immediately resumed his p155ing contest with Montgomery.

In third place:

Fitliker with: Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon , Patton was just marking territory like a good Boston Terrier.

In second place:

SLXOwft with: For once in his life Patton sought advice and asked which way the wind was blowing.

And finally, taking gold:

Hydromet with: The intelligence officer was correct, it's just a piddling little creek.

I will dispatch the coveted CapComp trophy for its onward journey just as soon as the ball cock finishes its work.
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 01:34
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Thanks ChuChu, personally, I liked SLXOwft and Nutty's entries.
Have a go at this one folks.



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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 04:07
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Achmed didn't like the way the troops were playing "Dead Ants."
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 04:20
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All set to the tune of the Nutcracker Suite.
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 05:20
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Well, one of us is firing blanks!
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