Caption Competition Mk III
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No sir, I'm not taller than you, its just you're pissing in your boat.
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Cock, hook and look.... Cpl, pass me that magnifying glass.
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Sir, the new tanks are coming and the Brits have named it after you.
Patton? Old Blood and Guts?
No Sir, "Little Willie"
Patton? Old Blood and Guts?
No Sir, "Little Willie"
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Prepare to cast off men when we have the asylum seekers onboard, next stop Eastbourne..
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And if we start to lose to Oxford this year I will shoot their cox.
Meanwhile... over in Oxford
Have you seen the size of the Cambridges cox's, it's tiny, I will never be able to shoot it.
Meanwhile... over in Oxford
Have you seen the size of the Cambridges cox's, it's tiny, I will never be able to shoot it.
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“And tell my cook I want steak tonight … no fish.”
This is the first time I've judged a pixxing contest, and I have to say I hope it's the last. As usual, there are plenty of great entries, and I can only list a few.
Runners up, in no particular order:
Nutloose with: Sir, the new tanks are coming and the Brits have named it after you. Patton? Old Blood and Guts? No Sir, "Little Willie"
Kiltrash with: Sunrise is VERY quick round here..
MPN 11 with: “And tell my cook I want steak tonight … no fish.”
SLXOwft with: On reaching the Rhine Patton immediately resumed his p155ing contest with Montgomery.
In third place:
Fitliker with: Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon , Patton was just marking territory like a good Boston Terrier.
In second place:
SLXOwft with: For once in his life Patton sought advice and asked which way the wind was blowing.
And finally, taking gold:
Hydromet with: The intelligence officer was correct, it's just a piddling little creek.
I will dispatch the coveted CapComp trophy for its onward journey just as soon as the ball cock finishes its work.
Runners up, in no particular order:
Nutloose with: Sir, the new tanks are coming and the Brits have named it after you. Patton? Old Blood and Guts? No Sir, "Little Willie"
Kiltrash with: Sunrise is VERY quick round here..
MPN 11 with: “And tell my cook I want steak tonight … no fish.”
SLXOwft with: On reaching the Rhine Patton immediately resumed his p155ing contest with Montgomery.
In third place:
Fitliker with: Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon , Patton was just marking territory like a good Boston Terrier.
In second place:
SLXOwft with: For once in his life Patton sought advice and asked which way the wind was blowing.
And finally, taking gold:
Hydromet with: The intelligence officer was correct, it's just a piddling little creek.
I will dispatch the coveted CapComp trophy for its onward journey just as soon as the ball cock finishes its work.
All set to the tune of the Nutcracker Suite.
