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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Dec 2022, 12:25
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Pope John Paul II may have said he would stand between Russsian tanks and Poland if they tried to invade, but the current incumbent is more proactive.
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 13:51
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Leaked screen shot of the 2022 'Grand Tour' Christmas special showing James May and Richard Hammond in full seasonal dress on their way to visit JC* in the latest offering from Panzer (*..Jeremy Clarkson of course!)
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 17:00
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Tiger 104..Tiger 104..What is your situation? This is Col Hessler ....Well Col Hessler your not going to believe this...
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 17:02
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Well that's another fine mess you got us into...
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 17:04
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The Army, finally being fed up with being the butt of Air Force jokes, finally put up a last stand...Just as the A10's and Apaches come over the horizon.
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 17:24
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After a particularly intense Fire Fight the remnants of the retreating Russian Army heavy equipment are re purposed by the local inhabitants...
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 18:19
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"Are they still following us, my dear?"

"Yes, we're definitely being tracked."
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 18:20
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"Excuse me, who's driving this?"

"A greater power than you, my dear."
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 18:50
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“What do you mean, Davros was better looking than me?”
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 20:39
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Which leads me to...

When I agreed to take on the role, I was expecting a police box, overcoat, scarf and sonic screwdriver. As for my assistant... I hardly know where to begin.
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 21:40
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A leaked trailer from Netflix showed the lengths to which Harry and Meghan would go to avoid the paparazzi.
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 22:16
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I’d prefer a priest to be honest, it’s got a bloody big gun.
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 22:17
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Lets give tanks for the mammaries!
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 22:18
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The tank driver was blasted into maternity by her Father's guided muscle!
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 22:32
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The Tooting Popular Front opens a branch in Tel Aviv
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 08:12
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The President and First Lady of Ukraine publish their Christmas Card....well he was a Comedian.
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Due to the no-fly zone over Bosnia, Santa and his elves need to be creative to get the pressies through
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The Ukrainian state TV version of GMB show what you can win in their monthly prize
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 08:20
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In an effort to prevent commuters using the side roads in Walthamstow as a ' Rat Run ' the London Mayor and his wife on their way to a Vicers and Tarts Christmas get together party gets ready to show the bollards can stop ( almost ) anything..
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In Havana the supply of old American gas guzzlers is finally pettering out. Locals switch to other US Equipment left on the beaches...
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