Caption Competition Mk III
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Pope John Paul II may have said he would stand between Russsian tanks and Poland if they tried to invade, but the current incumbent is more proactive.
Leaked screen shot of the 2022 'Grand Tour' Christmas special showing James May and Richard Hammond in full seasonal dress on their way to visit JC* in the latest offering from Panzer (*..Jeremy Clarkson of course!)
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"Are they still following us, my dear?"
"Yes, we're definitely being tracked."
"Yes, we're definitely being tracked."
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"Excuse me, who's driving this?"
"A greater power than you, my dear."
"A greater power than you, my dear."
Avoid imitations
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“What do you mean, Davros was better looking than me?”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Which leads me to...
When I agreed to take on the role, I was expecting a police box, overcoat, scarf and sonic screwdriver. As for my assistant... I hardly know where to begin.
When I agreed to take on the role, I was expecting a police box, overcoat, scarf and sonic screwdriver. As for my assistant... I hardly know where to begin.
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I’d prefer a priest to be honest, it’s got a bloody big gun.
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The Tooting Popular Front opens a branch in Tel Aviv
In an effort to prevent commuters using the side roads in Walthamstow as a ' Rat Run ' the London Mayor and his wife on their way to a Vicers and Tarts Christmas get together party gets ready to show the bollards can stop ( almost ) anything..