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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Oct 2021, 14:53
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The aircraft being sunk as a artificial reef starts according to plan..
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 14:54
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Move along Nothing to see here....no PLEASE move along said the embarrassed Pilot.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 14:56
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Well I read somewhere about a WW2 Submarine being painted pink, so I thought what's good for the Navy..
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 14:57
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"Huey is dewy" said Louie.

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Old 6th Oct 2021, 14:58
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In the morning the Pilot was surprised to find the Yabba River had a flash flood Overnight. Still won't stop the flight plans so not to upset the tourists.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 15:03
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Jones here will back me up Sir, you said dip my little pinkie in first to check the temperature before diving in.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 15:12
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In Australia Lord Brocket's cousin's insurance scam is brought to the surface.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 15:14
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I seem to have caught something the Doctor says may be hereditary

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Old 6th Oct 2021, 16:06
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I think it's snagged on that Californian oil pipeline, give it a good tug, that should free it..
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 16:07
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I think it fell off the Ever Given.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 16:09
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You were supposed to just blow the bloody doors off.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 16:13
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If it has deployed its floatation devices and is gas turbine powered, does that make it Flotsam or Jetsam?
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 18:57
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If Foster did water skiing it would be the worst water skiing in the World.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 19:44
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Never ditch a white helicopter into a lake that has previously had a red helicopter ditched into it..
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 20:46
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The Board old Inquiry recommended that Transitioning in flight should be more carefully defined as an aeronautical, and not medical, procedure…..
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 21:22
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"Parker. Did you pass your helicopter exams?"

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Old 6th Oct 2021, 21:25
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I surrender. I can't possibly beat the last two!
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 07:08
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Providing the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps with helicopters proved to be anything but uneventful.
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Old 7th Oct 2021, 07:20
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The Fire Brigade had to take over the recovery as the Army, full of Vietnam veterans, kept pushing back into the water. Old habits die hard.
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