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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Dec 2022, 10:46
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Santa's little helpers deliver the "naughty boy list" goodies to the Kremlin
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Yes, I know you're underage but I've been ordained.
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 11:28
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Dad, on Christmas day why can't we go to granny's in the car like everybody else?
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Oh, look at the time! We better make tracks...
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Vauxhall finally builds a vehicle worthy of the mean streets of Luton...
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'Ere, what have you done with Telly Savalas?? and no, this is not the way to Amblève..
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Damn and I thought I'd pull in this pit.
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She's no Angel, she has a .50 cal.
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 12:16
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"Join us! We're doing a Ninth Crusade but, this time, we've got Tanks!"
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Gunner: "Ere Sir, every time I look up - I see right up her skirt ...and shes Commando - its affecting my concentration!!"
Commander: "You think you've got problems ....it's the same this side!"


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The Salvation Army mobilises...
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And so God answered the Pope's prayers for a "more robusta" Popemobile and the companionship of a woman "with da bigga teatsa".

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Oi. I asked for Pachelbel's Canon in D Minor, Not de minor in Father Pachelbel's cannon!
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' Lady '... Bit tight in ' ere Sarge...
Religious Person...Yes we're fighting the Battle of the Bulge
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At Wamington-on-Sea the home guards victory parade, just before the troops return to their pre War jobs.
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Leaving the party in a rush when you thought it was a vicars and tarts theme.
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"I say Roger these Waitrose Christmas Cracker hats are rather splendid."
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“The Archbishop did say he has an assistant with big bazookas!”
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Following the spectacular failure of religion alone to protect from anti-armour, passive non-reactive clergy were brought in as the stop gap measure. (results may vary...)
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