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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Dec 2022, 03:48
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Not quite capo d’ capo, but darn close…

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
"I need to cross some tees, I've already dotted my eyes..."


Originally Posted by Confusious
Caution - Two pupils on board.


Originally Posted by cavuman1
After batting its eyelashes over-enthusiastically, the aircraft lawn-darted into the ground.


Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
The "See You Jimmy" version of the Gripen being offered to a prospective Scottish Air Force.




Honorary Mention in gespatchos:

Originally Posted by NutLoose
It's our latest night fighter designed to intercept bears, we're calling it the Red Eye.






Runny ‘uppy: (Spock is proud).

Originally Posted by Confusious
Caution - Two pupils on board.




And,

“Winner Winner, Chick’n Dinner!” the mantle of the art is off to….

Drum stick roll……

Originally Posted by Wensleydale
"Request Pigeons".



Kilt trash gets an RSPCA warning for shotgunning the endangered species with 22 "gauges..."
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 04:37
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There is nothing “honorary” about Nutty 😉
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Thanks FDR. Let's be seasonal:


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In Croydon the School Nativity play parade
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That’s not very orthodox
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Tanks for the presents old man!
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Rasputin takes it upon himself to resolve the "Special Operation"...
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Brad Pitt wasn't happy with the first draft of the Fury script.
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If the Turret's missing, then that's a T-72!
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Shouldn't you two be on a Donkey?
Bethlehem ain't what it used to be Champ!
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Incense? I'm bloody furious!!!!
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 08:46
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Mk. I Popemobile
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This year, donations for the church roof fund were dramatically up when the Vicar made 'personal' visits with the collection box.
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And behold ....suddenly the the Inn keeper did find he had a room available!
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We've got no ammo, but Canon Ball is here.
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Wonder Woman and Mitre 10 decide to make tracks.
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Dorothy and The Tin Man desperately searching for Toto on the streets of Baghdad.
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Scene that surprisingly did not make the Dirty Dozen final cut
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Driving home for Christmas...and no stinking snow is gonna stop us...
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Are we there yet dad??
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