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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Dec 2022, 08:08
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Uber introduce a benediction home delivery service in Luton...
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 08:58
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 08:59
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"Do you want to pull a cracker, Father?"

"I thought I had already"
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 09:01
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"What's wrong with your voice?"

"I've just had a trackeotomy."
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"It was a shame we ran over all those sheep earlier."

"Yes, I have no idea what those shepherds could have being doing to leave them like that."
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Now this is Virgin on the ridiculous
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Unfortunaly after running over our Donkey, this was all the hire company had as a courtesy car the Army could get at short notice..
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 10:22
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Damn Italian Army version of the Nativity play and we had to get a tank stuck in reverse ...
Err they all are...
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 10:31
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Look what hatched for Easter.
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 10:34
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"Oh look dear, there's that new Dial-A-Baptism service."
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 11:20
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The advance party of the Three Kings arrives in Bethlehem carrying his precious cargo of freshly minted and Franked 1 Cents
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RUUUUNNNNN! it's the Johova Witness's
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Little girl thinking...

Ohh dear overhead power cables, this is going to be fun!
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 11:23
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Father Parker wearing his nib as penance.
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 15:58
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"grace under fire" or was that "Grace, under fire....?"
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Old 14th Dec 2022, 16:09
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Rasputin and the Holy ex Virgin arrive for mass
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Ever since it was removed, his Turrets syndrome had just about Ffffffff*ck... cleared up
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The Holy Catholic church go about bringing the word of God to those unbelievers in their Convert'able.
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The first person to say he was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off will get a 88 right where it hurts...
Oh I just did..
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Top Gear presenters were given 3500 each to buy a convertible and travel to Bethlehem
When they got there were surprised to find Baby Stig waiting for them..
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