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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Dec 2022, 13:19
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 13:21
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See I told you they were Suppositories , how does it feel Alf?
I dunno, I can't close my legs anymore....
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Bugger, we can't use this captured ammo, it has none returnable stamped on the box..
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 14:11
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I sent one of these to my wife just in case she was missing me...
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 14:14
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I saw Val Singleton do this with some sticky-backed plastic and an old washing up bottle.

What did she do with it?

John Noakes...
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Ah ... Baldrick finally finds the bullet with his name on it..
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Ah this one says Mustard....would you like some with your Christmas Beef...
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Ah...this is a dud, throw it away...Damn the Spaniels keep bringing them back.
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Wow, these are good, did you see what it did to that tank??
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 14:29
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Ah Grandad, what did you do during the War...
Well in the Engineers Home Guard we sat behind the lines dreaming up ways to make big holes in the village cricket pitch
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 14:31
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Obviously Photoshopped...I mean can you see any of the men smoking??
However...Captain's Health and Safety were on a rest day.
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The real fun began when one of the men in the background snuck forward and popped a paper bag.

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Old 16th Dec 2022, 14:34
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Lads, better check em out before we gift one to that nice Polish police chief.
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In Ukraine the Kalusha Orchestra did not expect to be conscripted...
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 14:39
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Normally when you smack a officer you get 2 weeks in jankers. ...Peeling potatoes...so let this be a lesson to all of you...
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'e, my old lass said, "Arkright, I see things in't you, one day me lad you will be worth some brass tha's will"...
"'e, if she could see me now awash wi'd the stuff, it would fair please 'er".
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Once we scoop all this muck out of them, we should be able to make some fancy trinkets to flog back home..
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"Can you smell gas?"

"Sorry mate, it was last night Maconochie's stew dinner."
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Hey Murphy, why do they have a fuse?
Don't you know anything about electrics boyo, if it didn't have a fuse in the circuit it wouldn't light up when it lands on Jerry..
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It says tamper proof, huh! tell that to old Wilf, we're still finding parts of him out on the wire.
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