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Having gone shopping for Christmas* Mr and Ms C list celebrity descide to take their Chelsea Tractor down the King's Road..
* I was going to say Cheese Shopping in a veiled nod to Wensleydale
* I was going to say Cheese Shopping in a veiled nod to Wensleydale
Okay, Hoskins, okay. Anyone could have misheard when I said pontoon. But didn't it occur to you to ask what a Pope would know about unfinished bridges?
Ever been to Avignon, sir?
Ever been to Avignon, sir?
Damn picket lines not going to stop us getting to the Maternity Ward...
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Waters having broken at zero dark thirty the panicked husband grabbed the first set of car keys he could find..
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Waters having broken at zero dark thirty the panicked husband grabbed the first set of car keys he could find..
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Baldrick I think your cunning disguise may work, the Boche will never suspect a Priest and his head Choir girl Bob in drag to be an armoured advance.
Avoid imitations
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The CSE show panto team didn’t get many laughs last Christmas so this year they really mean business.
Men, and cross dressers ( whatever they are ) of a certain age visit Bovingdon.
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At the Luton Motor Museum the Mayor leads the convoy to invade Croydon
Or as I'm bored with this picture now
Fed up with being unable to blow the little piggies house down, Woolfie descides to bring up the heavy equipment
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At the Luton Motor Museum the Mayor leads the convoy to invade Croydon
Or as I'm bored with this picture now
Fed up with being unable to blow the little piggies house down, Woolfie descides to bring up the heavy equipment
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Walk on water?, my dear girl, we can walk over anything.
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It's alright making tracks, but i am running out of places to stick em..
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Just call me Ben....Ben Sherman.
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It's alright Megan, I will have words with my dad about the limousine when we get to the Coronation
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Geez, this thing doesn't half rattle my child..
Ohh, that'll be my love balls Father.
Ohh, that'll be my love balls Father.