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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Dec 2022, 22:32
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This is where my new dacha is going.
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Old 4th Dec 2022, 22:50
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6th floor window. Push Putin. He falls. Dead. EASY

Ok I'll do it, but are you sure I won't get blamed?

Nah, the world will think it was an accident...
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 01:12
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Be careful when you visit the front line Sergi, Grigov lost most of his hair here, and I lost all of mine here.
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 01:16
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Graduated hair-transplants given as perks on promotion.
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 01:20
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Wow! Only three hours and we're almost finished.

Yeah -- when you re-plan the victory parade every week, eventually you get pretty fast.
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 04:21
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We've just tested our new precision guided munition, and we're fairly confident it landed somewhere about here.
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 06:48
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...and we line up as a flat back four and hit them on the break...Well it worked in Stalingrad
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 06:50
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Damn a six, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200...ah well 3 square meals a day over Christmas then...
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 06:52
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Great game this 2D Jenga...Issue it all to the troops, teaches them to keep their heads down..
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 06:54
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Great news, Chinese Grand Prix been cancelled again. Now the President wants us to offer Sochi for the replacement race...2 weeks in April when he is on his holidays there again..
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 06:57
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Proof why the Special Operation is a complete farce, planned by committee by 3 old farts who all have a terminal illness....fear of heights.
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 07:06
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Now, 23 across - "found in the bottom of bird cages" four letters ending in IT... anyone?
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 09:07
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Hal 9000 voice... Dr Floydski, you appear stress
ed, shall we play a game??
Doctor Floyd ... oh that would be nice something simple please...
Hal... how about Global Thermal Nuclear war you can be Mother Russia and I shall be the combined forces of NATO...
Dr F...Can we play against a small insignificant country like, oh I don't know, Ukraine?? thank you..
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 10:25
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Meanwhile the PPRuNe moderators pour over Treadigraphs last effort but can find no way to ban it on grounds of indecency
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 10:27
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In the Kremlin the Russian equivalent of Johnson, Van-Tam and Hancock pour over the latest covid-19 data looking to turn a bad situation into a catastrophe to deflect the thoughts of the citizens from the " Special Operation "
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 11:21
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Yes, I see this is a list of Generals, and yes, I see that you have circled who should go to the front next but, I’m wondering why I don’t send you two?
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 11:23
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No you idiot! I said bring me Penicillin! I’ve been poisoned!!!
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 13:37
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Nyet! Venti Latte is not possible. You can have a cup or mud though, we seem to have a lot of earthworks around churches these days....
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 14:09
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As the Kremlin searches for new sources of funding.....

"No Sergei. Liverpool Leicester will not be a no-score draw!"
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 14:10
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No - you use Tangent and not Cosine to calculate the height of a church steeple..
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