Caption Competition Mk III

[Big Pistons Forever]

This is where my new dacha is going.

[treadigraph]

6th floor window. Push Putin. He falls. Dead. EASY

Ok I'll do it, but are you sure I won't get blamed?

Nah, the world will think it was an accident...

[cynicalint]

Be careful when you visit the front line Sergi, Grigov lost most of his hair here, and I lost all of mine here.

[cynicalint]

Graduated hair-transplants given as perks on promotion.

[Chu Chu]

Wow! Only three hours and we're almost finished.

Yeah -- when you re-plan the victory parade every week, eventually you get pretty fast.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

We've just tested our new precision guided munition, and we're fairly confident it landed somewhere about here.

[Kiltrash]

...and we line up as a flat back four and hit them on the break...Well it worked in Stalingrad

[Kiltrash]

Damn a six, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200...ah well 3 square meals a day over Christmas then...

[Kiltrash]

Great game this 2D Jenga...Issue it all to the troops, teaches them to keep their heads down..

[Kiltrash]

Great news, Chinese Grand Prix been cancelled again. Now the President wants us to offer Sochi for the replacement race...2 weeks in April when he is on his holidays there again..

[Kiltrash]

Proof why the Special Operation is a complete farce, planned by committee by 3 old farts who all have a terminal illness....fear of heights.

[treadigraph]

Now, 23 across - "found in the bottom of bird cages" four letters ending in IT... anyone?

[Kiltrash]

Hal 9000 voice... Dr Floydski, you appear stress
ed, shall we play a game??
Doctor Floyd ... oh that would be nice something simple please...
Hal... how about Global Thermal Nuclear war you can be Mother Russia and I shall be the combined forces of NATO...
Dr F...Can we play against a small insignificant country like, oh I don't know, Ukraine?? thank you..

[Kiltrash]

Meanwhile the PPRuNe moderators pour over Treadigraphs last effort but can find no way to ban it on grounds of indecency

[Kiltrash]

In the Kremlin the Russian equivalent of Johnson, Van-Tam and Hancock pour over the latest covid-19 data looking to turn a bad situation into a catastrophe to deflect the thoughts of the citizens from the " Special Operation "

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, I see this is a list of Generals, and yes, I see that you have circled who should go to the front next but, I’m wondering why I don’t send you two?

[Buster Hyman]

No you idiot! I said bring me Penicillin! I’ve been poisoned!!!

[fdr]

Nyet! Venti Latte is not possible. You can have a cup or mud though, we seem to have a lot of earthworks around churches these days....

[Wensleydale]

As the Kremlin searches for new sources of funding.....

"No Sergei. Liverpool Leicester will not be a no-score draw!"

[Wensleydale]

No - you use Tangent and not Cosine to calculate the height of a church steeple..