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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Jan 2023, 16:23
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Don't you think sitting on six cushions after your last sexual experience with Nutty won't be a bit draughty
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 16:24
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When we find out who stole your upper Port wng they will be in serious trouble
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 16:29
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If we're in Canada why have you a Bowler hat ..??
well m'dear MI5 get everywhere ..
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 16:30
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In the Australian Open the camera man was most surprised with what Andy wrote on the lens after defeating Kokinalkis
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 18:25
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"Here's your engine cowl back, m'dear!"
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 18:37
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RyanAir … the early days, with minimal baggage allowance.
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 18:39
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Gladys, don’t forget the Mail sack!

Er… have you been sniffing round my locker again? That’s actually yesterday’s bloomers…
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 19:50
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What's this?
Oh I stopped of at the shops on the way back and got some nice material to make a pair of curtains.


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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 21:57
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It's hoped that after the war ends, aircraft with larger payloads will become available.
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 00:26
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This is not a mail pilot, it's a female pilot!
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 03:33
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Would you mind giving this to the pilot, there's a good lass.
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 07:23
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Here's the Basinette ...have a peacefull flight
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 07:25
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While your walking on the wing in the display, hang out the washing please...should be nicely dry
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 07:27
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Well that was a bumpy flight ...and i didnt think I had eaten that much!
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 07:28
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Only one letter for you today....it's your call up papers for the Submarine Service..we feel it's better all round Ms Hoskins
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 07:31
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...and if you get lost,. Just drop down and follow the train. ...If you can keep up with it.
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 08:34
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"Here's the mail that the Jaguar pilot forgot to take 2 hours ago - you will probably catch him in about 20 minutes."
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 08:45
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...and don't let your black and white cat out of the bag.
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 09:15
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Someone described her as an Amazon, which gave her a brilliant idea ...
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Old 23rd Jan 2023, 10:53
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What's in the bag??
I hear BPF has a thing about shaved Beaver.....well it is a bit lonely out in the wilderness
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