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Cutting off their ears and wearing them around the neck as souvenirs was old hat, Pierre went one step further.
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Following a shrapnel wound to the belly, Pierre had a worlds first operation and his entrails were relocated externally from his body.
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No Paddy, you’re supposed to shove it down your trouser leg.
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Pierre was utterly exhausted having spent the night beating his meat.
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Paddy , most of us keep our spare condoms in a little box in a pocket.
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It was always said Pierre was well hung.
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It brought a whole new meaning to the term c*ck, hook and look.
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Caught shoplifting was a serious offence on the front line.
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Corporal Jones kept Mrs Fox well supplied with sausage during the Great War...
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I couldn’t get a bullet proof jacket, but I heard walls stops bullets said Paddy McGinty showing off his selection of Walls sausages.
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Cross my heart and hope to fry..
... and thus, trench warfare became known as the meat grinder....
Pork sausages had little effect on secular enemies.