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Old 25th Nov 2022, 01:46
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Cutting off their ears and wearing them around the neck as souvenirs was old hat, Pierre went one step further.
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Following a shrapnel wound to the belly, Pierre had a worlds first operation and his entrails were relocated externally from his body.


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No Paddy, you’re supposed to shove it down your trouser leg.
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Pierre was utterly exhausted having spent the night beating his meat.
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Paddy , most of us keep our spare condoms in a little box in a pocket.
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It was always said Pierre was well hung.
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It brought a whole new meaning to the term c*ck, hook and look.
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Caught shoplifting was a serious offence on the front line.
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Corporal Jones kept Mrs Fox well supplied with sausage during the Great War...
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I couldn’t get a bullet proof jacket, but I heard walls stops bullets said Paddy McGinty showing off his selection of Walls sausages.
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Cross my heart and hope to fry..
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The French Army discovers the Railway Breakfast Sausage is the best material for bulletproof vests.
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There are plans to infiltrate the Vegan Party conference with a suicide bomber...
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A defender of the Walls of civilisation?
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During the First World War, life took a turn for the wurst.
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... and thus, trench warfare became known as the meat grinder....
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That really is a load of Polony.
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Pork sausages had little effect on secular enemies.
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All very well but where's the Black Pudding?
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Oh, that's a Snag..
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