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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Nov 2022, 20:02
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“Say again QNH?”
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 20:05
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 20:10
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Yep, we've definitely lost our stripes captain.
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 20:25
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I already told you increasing the width of the cheat line will not do to cover a starting crack.
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 21:11
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A cracking performance of the brakes.
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 21:21
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“But the bloody A-8 Crusader was designed to do it”
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 21:27
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“I don’t think telling the boss it could have been worse, he could have painted the company name down the side of it, will go down well”
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 21:30
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I called "decide", you didn't respond and you haven't said a bloody word since!
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 23:25
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The Boeing 7 4 7.

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Old 29th Nov 2022, 23:33
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Low miles!
As is, where is!
pre-buy viewing recommended!
All logs, 4 engine, 2 fuselage
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 01:40
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The full-scale proof-of-concept revealed remaining challenges. But then the glass cockpit had its share of teething troubles as well.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 07:09
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Thinking it was a insurance fraud attempt, Lloyds called in the Flying Squad
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 07:11
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All was well in the cruise till the Union called an immediate Down Tools and all members are to go on strike.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 07:13
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Flying back to the UK with the World Cup. The in flight celebration got a little out of hand.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 07:16
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Having bought a grounded B747 as a 'forever ' home, all was well till a particularly nasty divorce caused a spilt in their assets
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 07:18
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The Repair Shop takes on its largest ever challenge
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 08:15
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So young FO Schumacher... What was it you were driving before a 747?
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 08:16
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I knew that when the Skipper found out the flight was full of Plumbers, he was going to try & impress them!
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 08:18
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Well, that's the last time we order escape slides from that Whoopee Cushion factory!
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 08:20
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Investigators blamed metal fatigue caused by the weight of the pilot's wallet.
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