Caption Competition Mk III
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Okay, well, clearly 4 days is too long to wait for some so....
In Third place winning Nutty's Cocktail Frank (and First with the Wurst) is...
Second place and the Foot Long Hot Dog does to....
But our winner of the Meat Tray (including the Full Hungarian Salami) is...
The CST is on its way with an Uber Eats 1917 voucher! 
In Third place winning Nutty's Cocktail Frank (and First with the Wurst) is...
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Hauling freight can be a back-breaking task.
Airfix was embarrassed by making the 12" to 1' scale kitset of the Jumbo....
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Well Bloggs, will you phone Connie or shall I?
(I learned something from the last round - what snags are in Australia...)
(I learned something from the last round - what snags are in Australia...)
BTW: this looks like the bad day at Brussels National.... way back, a bit before the bad day at Cali... (night actually...) Interesting tidbit. The guys had the engine failure above V1, and went over the embankment. The thrust was set on all 4 engines, per the AFM TO requirements... and yet, the acceleration was not there, this plane was already in trouble before the engine failure. Check out the report, and then read 14CFR Part 25 Subpart B... they were going to have a "sporty" takeoff as it has been described. The data is there, if anyone ever bothers to look at it with open eyes. The PIC was already in a compromised situation, not of his making, but guess who wears the can, as always.
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I wouldn't go back there, Hoskins was on the Vindaloo last night and I've just seen him entering the crew toilet.
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"What should i write up the red line in the tech log as?"
"How about red line broken"
"How about red line broken"
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"Just snag it as uncommanded roll to the right but the cockpit didn't follow."
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"Will you look at that! the windscreen wipers still work."
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"That's all it says skipper, post crash landing, leave your licence on the seat and depart the aircraft"
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"It's ok we will blame the Air Eng"
"But we haven't got one"
"Bugger, it looks like you screwed up then Hoskins"
"But we haven't got one"
"Bugger, it looks like you screwed up then Hoskins"