Caption Competition Mk III
Good news kids, we've verified the authenticity of your Blue Peter badges, Girl Guides badges and Souts badges so you can all head off to war this afternoon.
Evertonian
"You are the last 6 remaining in the contest. One of you will be Donald Trumps next Wife. We're just waiting for his mail order..."
I'm a practicing 10th dan back belt judo sensei and can take any man down will one, yes one swift move.
That's not what my dad says when he sees you on the news every evening Sir Putin.
That's not what my dad says when he sees you on the news every evening Sir Putin.
Don't be shy, what career paths would you like in the military? Go on you first Sergei.
Don't really mind, OH not an Ammunition Technician as there's probably not much a future there sir.
Don't really mind, OH not an Ammunition Technician as there's probably not much a future there sir.
Evertonian
"You will all fly on the magnificent Soviet An-225!'
"...err, comrade...*whispers*.."
"Der'mo...okay, then it'll be the pride of the fleet for you cadets! The Mockba!!!"
"...oh, umm, Comrade...*Whispers*.."
"Mat' unblyudok!!!! Okay, well then, we'll send you up to the Mir Space Station!!!"
"...sure..."
"...err, comrade...*whispers*.."
"Der'mo...okay, then it'll be the pride of the fleet for you cadets! The Mockba!!!"
"...oh, umm, Comrade...*Whispers*.."
"Mat' unblyudok!!!! Okay, well then, we'll send you up to the Mir Space Station!!!"
"...sure..."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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...and then I was in Fingerbobs - this is Fingermouse naked!
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The President then entertained the cadets with the Trololo song...
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I am also now fronting a popski group "Vladimir's People", we do patriotic numbers such as "Macho Man", "In the Army" and "NKVD"
Avoid imitations
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Guess how many of you aren’t going to the Ukraine?
Owing to the price of gas going up the Kremlin turn off the heating to save money for the war* in Ukraine. However Putin does get to have 4 hot water bottles in his bed due to his ailments and age
* Special Operation
* Special Operation
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Good, good, as army cadets you will be well-nourished and grow up tall and strong - just like me!
"Bob, Bob's an odd name for a girl isn't it private?"
"Oh Sir, please don't tell anyone, I have wanted to see a war fought, so badly.... "
"Well, you certainly came to the right place then Bob, a war hasn't been fought so badly since Olaf the Hairy ordered a thousand helmets with the horns on the inside..."
apologies towards BAGF.
"Oh Sir, please don't tell anyone, I have wanted to see a war fought, so badly.... "
"Well, you certainly came to the right place then Bob, a war hasn't been fought so badly since Olaf the Hairy ordered a thousand helmets with the horns on the inside..."
apologies towards BAGF.