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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Nov 2022, 16:03
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Son on the ground to his dad whose nose is burried deep in his mobile device...
Dad Dad look at that plane. It's on fire
Don't be silly son that's only the mind control drugs the Government are pumping out.
Oh ok .. well dad's are always correct...except when mums around
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 16:06
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You think it's is bad..Better look out the right wing...
What right wing??
Exactly
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 16:10
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Boeings solution to engine clearance on the SST. Just move the reheat further out on the wing...simples
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 16:10
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WIWOL's it was SOP's to burn it BEFORE it leaked out of the wings.
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 21:53
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Eeek, looks like Heathrow's new 3D scanning equipment failed to detect a few 110 ml bottles.
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 08:02
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Having had a tip from his friend still in the service, Pilot diverted past Donna Nook as the Eagles flew in...
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 08:07
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Subsequent events proved this was not a mere stubble burning of a autumn farmers field as first thought, when the Martin War machines climbed out the ground.
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 08:08
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...and finally , before I pop out for the day..
Playing partners cheer as Kiltrash let's go a real ripper....bet that can be seen from space was the general opinion.
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 11:16
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3rd prize for economy goes to...
Originally Posted by Confusious
That's two gutted Ryanair pilots demoted to the bottom of the fuel league.
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Originally Posted by [color=black
Confusious; Captain, there's definitely something wrong with the fuel burn.[/color]
Runway up, for tangential vectors and sage advice to Chew squared:
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Itís once again proven that early flares lead to bad landings.
and for bringing some class to a tawdry business, the cone of shame is presented to Buster:

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Capt, Icarus thought to himself: "Not again!"

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Old 24th Nov 2022, 11:41
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Good God, that's three in a year he has won. a positive hatdick...
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 22:15
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Originally Posted by fdr
and for bringing some class to a tawdry business
Originally Posted by NutLoose
a positive hatdick...
One can only try fdr...



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Old 24th Nov 2022, 23:15
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Hey, Fritz, your attempt at flashing has gone for quantity instead of quality,. You have missed the point of accuracy by exposing your sausage completely!
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 23:17
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Pssttt! wanna buy a recycled Tommy, no ration cards needed!
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 23:18
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The name's O'Lata, Chip O'Lata...
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 23:22
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So, where's this fish bar Voyager the RAF are flying? Thought we could uprate the in-flight catering...
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Old 24th Nov 2022, 23:35
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Right, that's the Cumberland sorted, just have to find a black bow tie and I'm all good to go to the ball in the Officers' Mess.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 01:29
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There were several snags with Fritz's plan, but that wasn't the wurst thing that happened.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 02:41
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What, no two veg?
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 02:42
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Rather like notches on his rifle for kills, Pierre wore pork to indicate his conquests.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 02:43
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The pied piper of Hamlyn was exposed for the fake he really was.
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