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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Nov 2022, 16:10
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Look everybody! Look at all this sausage - I've been out with the local Frenchies, shooting feral animals... on a whatjamacall it?

Porque hunt...
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Old 26th Nov 2022, 18:20
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"Oh, Renče ... that will keep me happy for a long time."
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Old 26th Nov 2022, 18:29
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Well, the Fuhrer did say Do your wurst!
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Old 26th Nov 2022, 20:54
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I promised the private that if he acted afraid again, I'd have his guts for garters. Turns out he had more than I thought . . .
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Having been promoted to Chief Dog Excrement Collector, Pierre, No Mates, kept all his collections in case they were needed during any subsequent court cases....
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Old 27th Nov 2022, 07:25
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Baldrick had a cunning plan to entice a female fox back to his lair, just as the smart ( good looking ) ones moved to vegetarian
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Old 27th Nov 2022, 07:27
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This should have Jamie Oliver* spinning in his grave
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Old 27th Nov 2022, 17:30
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Well this was the only way I could smuggle in their favourite food for the American Football (soccer) Team at WC22
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“Sorry, out of watches.”
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Old 27th Nov 2022, 19:14
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"Prick first?"

"Okay sarge, I'll follow."
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Old 27th Nov 2022, 19:16
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David Stirling's application to join L Detachment picture is found proving once and for all he was barking mad

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Old 27th Nov 2022, 22:15
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Look, i've saved up all Kitrash's cap com entries in these new, portable, 100Gb memory devices!
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Old 28th Nov 2022, 06:43
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Food standards agency later complained his sausages did not have at least 30% Pork as mandated by the EU. However did say the sample they tested did have 65% Fresh Mud.
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Old 28th Nov 2022, 06:47
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Unable to descide on a suitable weener, Buster put all the captions inside a sausage, and randomly selected the best..
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Old 28th Nov 2022, 06:51
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Harry, 'the flasher ' got drafted into the cooks corps..
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Old 28th Nov 2022, 07:27
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Excellent, sausages! What sort are they?

They were made from that bloody dog that used to say "sausages" on That's Life....
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I wouldn't touch his sausages after No3 shelter roof collapsed, it turned out he "borrowed" some of the supports to make sawdust for those damned sausages.
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You're all bang out of order, whose got the beef with me?
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Avoid any of his genuine German sausages, the only German meat he can source is lying in no mans land.
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Later Hoskins was interviewed from the intensive care unit at the burns hospital. He told reporters he got the idea from Tik Tok* ..
" How to turn yourself into a human Katherine Wheel " . .com...
* Other Social Media sites are available that encourages the week of mind to do Cupid Stunts..
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