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Old 29th Nov 2022, 16:04
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Looks like the deliveries for Christmas from China may be severely delayed
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 16:05
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Ah Pilot, it says here on your record card your last job on the Evergiven...
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 16:21
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 16:22
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Do you think it will stop drill?
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 16:41
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Best landing seen at Lockerbie for decades.....
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 16:50
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"Galley looks intact, shall I get our dinner skip?"
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:11
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Oh no... I broke my watch...
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:18
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Take off was going well until the Flight Engineer mentioned there were three tons of sprouts on the manifest...
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:22
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Virgin Captain ripped the slide with his stilettos.
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:24
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What’s the crack like in Shannon
The Craic is good , the crack not so good .

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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:26
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I know it didn't go too well, but any chance you could mark that one down as a partial pass?
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:30
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That's the problem with high number of Take off and Landings a day in Hawaii
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:31
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That's lucky, carrying 48 Ton's of Gaffer Tape
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:32
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Didn't expect the Emergency Exit to open in flight
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 17:54
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There is rubber dog **** everywhere in the back , looks like a real mess
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 18:25
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Ok... ok... who moved the runway?
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 19:43
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Defuelled the tanks in the wrong order
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 19:44
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Check the Dashcam...did we get his number?
Yes skip...Santa1
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Old 29th Nov 2022, 19:56
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Boy oh boy... what the heck was in last night's curry?
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