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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Nov 2022, 17:43
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 17:49
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Let's run that fuel imbalance checklist again, just in case we missed something.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 17:58
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First Officer ! Action the “Weird Shyte happening on the Wing” emergency checklist !
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 18:05
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They definitely weren't slow burning wicks.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 18:27
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BernAir began to regret taking on Robert Bunsen's Great Great Great Grandson as a 737 Captain...
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 18:49
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Red Arrows? Who needs them? And we fly passengers, and make money!
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 04:13
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"Oh God! Did I not say that putting Mr. Shatner in a window seat was going to be trouble? Just ignore him, there's nothing out there!"
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 06:07
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JATO bottles help the short take off capabilities
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 06:08
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Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its Superman....saved
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 06:18
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"No, this is NOT the Concorde - why do you ask, Two Dogs?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 12:38
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Skip, ECAM says " Do NOT look left " Never seen that before..
Oh it's a glitch, if we were in trouble the Flight Attendants would let is know.
By the way can you hear a screaming hysterical voice through the soundproofed door??
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 13:30
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‘Would you say that the wing is on fire?’

‘If you think that would help.’
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 13:34
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Will bingo this at 1200GMT, or when the fuel tank runs dry, whichever comes first. For LW50, 1200 is when Mickey is giving a rude navy salute with both hands... but in England.
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 14:52
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Well will you look at that, the Aurora Borealis, Doris, when you take the Captain his coffee in 15 minutes, let him know, I bet he hasn't see the lights before either....
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 14:54
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Welcome to Lauda Air, we are happy to have our founder Nikki on board for this inaugural flight.
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 14:57
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Don't worry this is the new Boeing 737 MAX ++ it's fully automatic and computer controlled so nothing could ever go wrong...go wrong..go wrong..
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..and if it did go wrong the windows would go immediately fully black to you could not see what excrement you were in..
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 14:58
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Meanwhile just departing Dublin, that famous Irish airline:

Will you look at that now, if it was night I would be really worried, but it doesn't look to bad in this light..
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 14:59
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Err Stewardess, what would you recommend?
Pull the blind down love..
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 14:59
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Radio from the ground...
Goddammit Hoskins .... you just dropped 10 tons of water back into the lake...
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Old 23rd Nov 2022, 15:01
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St Elmo's you say, St Christopher is getting my vote.
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