Caption Competition Mk III
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
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He goes under the codename Kiltrash 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
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“Ah, aren’t you that naughty girl from Number 834 Gymnastics Academy? See me later.”
Now I want you to go to Lincoln Cathedral, the one with the tall tower, and use your undoubted womanly attractions to entice Nutloose to go up the spire with you, and ensure he has a 'accident ' from the top floor.... You know he that called me a d!ckhead
appogies Confusious. .
appogies Confusious. .
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
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This finger is my best buddy. He gives me great advice and is a brr-rilliant military strategist. He's also great at picking out bogies...
Evertonian
"No?....Anyone?....None of you can guess my impression?...It's Jack Palance...so disappointing. Off to Ukraine for you lot then!"
Bet you didn't learn this it the Air Training Corps. Wet your finger and point it up like this if there's no windsock.
Now, haven't you all got a clever leader?
Now, haven't you all got a clever leader?
Look at me, it's -15 and I wear no hat, what does that tell you about me?
You can't suffer from brain freeze if you haven't got one, is that it glorious leader?
You can't suffer from brain freeze if you haven't got one, is that it glorious leader?