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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Sep 2022, 14:35
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In an act of blind obedience...Captain Hung licks the sweat from the Glorious leaders arm
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 14:50
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Turn 20 degrees to port.
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 18:32
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Why is this bridge so small?

Because it is a submarine, you Glorious Leader.

Why do we have submarines?
We do not dive away as cowards in face of the enemy!

No sir, we don’t do that!
(whispering; anymore, since we have to do our own maintenance)
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 18:51
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 18:52
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Look, that man has catch fish … I hungry … chase him NOW!
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 18:55
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“Look … arm torpedo things … that looks like Wiggy …”
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 18:58
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“Hey, you, big Grouper fish … come here and kiss Great Leader.”
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 19:03
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Tell that shark I want my left arm back... NOW!
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 19:07
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Quick, there's my friend.
But you don't have any.....GULP!
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Old 13th Sep 2022, 19:14
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In the Navy, come on, protect the motherrand, in the Navy... You! Shaddap or I give you my YMCA...
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 01:32
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On recognising the possible collision with the approaching oil tanker, Kim Jong-un's choice of the brown corduroy trousers proved well suited to the day.

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Old 14th Sep 2022, 01:43
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On assuming command, Glorious Leader's shouted helm commands of "Go that way!" were so confusing to the helmsman below that the appropriate commands were surreptitiously passed down by the Watch Officer on pieces of paper through the open window.
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 04:41
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I thought we go out for American-style sandwich, not a bloody sail around the harbour...
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 07:38
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"Rook at my Generals! They all got notepads and prenty medals! Why you not got?"
(Thinks) "we no need list, we already got list to port from this fat slug".
(Aloud) "Grorious Reader, the medals make our compass go round in circles."
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 07:50
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We all live on the yerrow submarine.... 'Ere! Why it painted green?
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 10:01
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We've broken down! Call the AAA! *

Is it a new Naval Chief of Staff we'll be needing, Sir?

*Other automobile clubs are available.
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 10:29
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Errrrr....I don't think thats one of our missiles glorious leader ....I'm just going dowstairs....
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 13:55
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"It was that chap there - he was the one who cut my hair!"
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 14:00
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Eenie meenie minie mo...

Careful o Glorious One, even we have laws to prevent giving offence....
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Old 14th Sep 2022, 15:54
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“Look at that procession … I want one like that”

Lackey thinks … “You have to be dead first. We can always hope …”


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