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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Dec 2022, 06:38
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I think painting " Human Angel " on the side of the canopy is taking it a bit too far.
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Old 2nd Dec 2022, 10:40
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The U2 sky God now regretted rejecting the advances of the female groundcrew as she tightened her grip on the hose.

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Old 2nd Dec 2022, 10:45
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After last night's Curry Evening, Hoskins makes a damn fine leaf blower!
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Old 2nd Dec 2022, 10:58
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....and stop calling me 'the Minion'!
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Daft Punk on tour.
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He identifies as latex apparently
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War department ‘war gaming’ Vlad’s escape route!
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Ahhh that, yes, that is Senator Marjorie Taylor Green in the suit testing out her extra thick high quality cotton underwear for fart protection, so she can use a pair as a mask to protect herself against Covid.


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This? It's the Battery pack for the Electric Aircraft...oh him? He's the electrician for the wire up... You can't be too carefull with 500Ah up your jacksie
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Old 2nd Dec 2022, 16:45
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Him? He's the Automatic Pilot...called George
Me? I'm the inflight hostie, to blow him up in case of deflation
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The Stigs Aviation cousin get ready to test at Dunsfold
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Ohhh him, he’s going to cook Pierre’s sausages, they have a fierce reputation for spitting as they cook.
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Ohhh Look, it must be Dorothy, she’s following with the Yellow Pr*cks load.
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Old 2nd Dec 2022, 19:39
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[Barbara Woodhouse] SIT! [/Barbara Woodhouse]
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When the Pope sees this walk bridge he will refuse the air stairs.

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As pilots are of same age as airframe the air stairs have been replaced.
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Now that the age limit for airline pilots has been raised to 99 years old, it was felt that some might benefit from a secure cocoon.
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Well the suit would have been more form fitting if he hadn’t had a third helping of the Chernobyl chilli
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Spielberg has to keep a tight rain on ET...to stop him flying away on his bicycle...( Undercarriage )
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"She said no to his advances. That's why he's wearing his Rejection suit."
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