Caption Competition Mk III
...and how was your visit Mr President??
Well actually quite good
5000 eager soldiers
Squadron of our magnificent SU 37's
2 new SSBN
however only a single complaint...
Oh what was that Sir??
One single rasher on my bacon roll....
Well we did get the chef from the U S Navy when he defected
Well actually quite good
5000 eager soldiers
Squadron of our magnificent SU 37's
2 new SSBN
however only a single complaint...
Oh what was that Sir??
One single rasher on my bacon roll....
Well we did get the chef from the U S Navy when he defected
I've been informed that we have British spies in our schools. Form a queue over there and then I'm going to stuff this finger in your mouths to test the stiffness of your upper lips.
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Ok last orders and I will score probably tomorrow.
Putin guessed at the number of transgendered among the new Test Battalion trailing Unisex uniforms.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You may have heard a rumour that I am very fond of young men and look well upon those who please me...
Contrary to the evil Western propaganda I am a really fun guy, so let's try charades. " What movie am I thinking about ?"
Woman on the left: "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ? "
Woman on the left: "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ? "
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"You get one chance, OK?"
"I'm game!"
So he shot her.
"I'm game!"
So he shot her.
Putin humming “one is the loneliest number”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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...why do I never go near high up window ledges? Oh, um, I suffer from vertigo.