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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Nov 2022, 19:35
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“Hang on chaps…the designer said there’s been a misprint on the plans….it’s supposed to be an aircraft carrier!”
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Old 15th Nov 2022, 19:49
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Hoskins was annoyed when his son mixed up ALL his airfix models into one!
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Old 15th Nov 2022, 19:53
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Old 15th Nov 2022, 19:55
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I think it's Japanese, Sir - it's a Nissan Hut...
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Old 15th Nov 2022, 20:00
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LGBTQ England supporters spotted heading out to Qatar.
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 06:50
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Keep 'em coming chaps & chapesses. The finishing flag will be waved in approximately 24 hours.
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 07:06
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"No Mr. Bond, I expect it to fly!"
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 10:34
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Well I'm not telling Lord Vader this is his Death Star!
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 14:46
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Meanwhile in the cocktail lounge...
I say Smithers look at that, 150 feet in the air and it's steady as a rock. ...
not a ripple on the surface of the Gin and Tonic . ..what..what
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I can balance the King's Head Florin on its edge
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 14:48
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We need four top guns to fly this beast...
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 14:53
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It's a great idea Hoskins making it so large it dominates the air, however appears seem to be a problem ...
What to you mean sir??
Well Port it's the MK 2 version, Starboard the MK 5 vesion and the centre is the MK 21b version...and don't get me started on EACH engine has a different number of cylinders
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 14:54
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Don't know about the enemy Sir,.but it sure scares the excrement out of me
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 15:00
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Prince Andrew has his new aircraft delivered after getting his share of his mums estate...
But extravagant isn't it??
Well this way he can live in the middle and Fergie and Koo never get to know about the other.
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 15:45
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The Manufacturer’s sales brochure emphasised that colours other than grey were available at extra cost.
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Old 16th Nov 2022, 17:04
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Murphy the boss said you were working on some new laws?

yes sir but I also designed a new plane.

Ok is that it outside? Yes and what was the new law?

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong,

If I were you Murphy I’d stick to these laws.

yes sir.
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 00:25
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Taxi for Mr Putin!

You're taking me back to the Kremlin Comrade?

Oh yes sire.... eventually...

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Old 17th Nov 2022, 04:58
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Sorry sir the first flight has been delayed by engineering. It appears the starboard Nav light is oriented 3 degrees too far aft.
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 07:06
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Little Timmy on a cockpit visit.. ( remember them? )
But why is the aircraft so hugeCaptain.... ??
Well it's this large to carry the 125000 page checklist
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Have you seen the size of my watch??
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Its to carry all the brown unmarked envelopes stuffed with cash from Moscow / Qatar to FIFA Headquarters
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 07:12
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Jumping straight in Hoskins designed Flying Wing..
Excellent work, and you solved the tailess handling issues? Asked the BBC Aviation reporter
Not yet, just ran out of metal ..
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 07:15
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...and finally
A use for the 15 degree hump in Bristol runway is found so the aircraft gets a boost on the take off roll
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