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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:47
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Grandad left the horse and carriage to the wrong person.....
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:48
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Having failed it's MOT the owner takes it out to the desert...and shoots it
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 07:45
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Life’s a beach
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 07:47
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You know I have new respect for these tyres, look what they have to put up with!
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 08:12
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My family offered me a French driver so that I could ride pillion......
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 10:06
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"I ordered it metallic green so I'm taking it straight back and I'm telling my daddy!"
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"They've only just removed the stabilisers off my bicycle, so what chance did I have of staying upright on this thing?"
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 11:46
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Speed kills! Ride a HONDA and live

(It's not that you will live longer, it's that the boredom will make it seem longer...)
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:01
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Just watch out on the underpass, I hear the traffic is wicked.
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:29
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No, I said I was out of breath, not I want to ride the Wall of Death...
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:57
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...and if the Bull charges just get on the scooter and ride it to safety....assuming it starts...
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:58
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Like wearing a Nazi outfit to a party this did seem a good idea at the time.
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 13:01
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They said there was no room on the bike for a spare, but I could be a kickstand if I wanted.
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 13:03
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While taking a landscape photo for his portfolio, Tim later complained some tw@t strides across the field...
Who said ' don't you know who I am??'
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 15:26
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It was only after Prince H jumped on the Honda in Liverpool did he discover some thieving Scroat had nicked the Royal saddle...
I'm sure there are some honest law abiding people in Merseyside ...some..
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 15:57
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You're welcome to the Coronation they said... were sending transport they said... it's this week they said... F"$&$)**^! Families...
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Hey Harry, is that your bike?
Naa, she's back in California
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 16:20
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Why did you tell the gullible fool that was the way to bumpstart a motorbike?
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 16:35
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As the old saying goes: “Absence makes the fart go Honda”
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 17:10
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
As the old saying goes: “Absence makes the fart go Honda”
Surely its "Absinthe". (I've also heard an "Abscess" variant).
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