Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk III

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk III

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:47
  #17181 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,567
Likes: 0
Received 46 Likes on 31 Posts
Grandad left the horse and carriage to the wrong person.....
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:48
  #17182 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 28 Posts
Having failed it's MOT the owner takes it out to the desert...and shoots it
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 07:45
  #17183 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 517
Received 37 Likes on 14 Posts
Life’s a beach
sealo0 is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 07:47
  #17184 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 517
Received 37 Likes on 14 Posts
You know I have new respect for these tyres, look what they have to put up with!
sealo0 is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 08:12
  #17185 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,567
Likes: 0
Received 46 Likes on 31 Posts
My family offered me a French driver so that I could ride pillion......
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 10:06
  #17186 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2022
Location: At altitude surviving on bleed air.
Posts: 911
Received 31 Likes on 14 Posts
"I ordered it metallic green so I'm taking it straight back and I'm telling my daddy!"
Confusious is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 10:09
  #17187 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2022
Location: At altitude surviving on bleed air.
Posts: 911
Received 31 Likes on 14 Posts
"They've only just removed the stabilisers off my bicycle, so what chance did I have of staying upright on this thing?"
Confusious is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 11:46
  #17188 (permalink)  
fdr
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: 3rd Rock, #29B
Posts: 2,956
Received 861 Likes on 257 Posts
[QUOTE[/QUOTE]

Speed kills! Ride a HONDA and live

(It's not that you will live longer, it's that the boredom will make it seem longer...)
fdr is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:01
  #17189 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,072
Received 2,940 Likes on 1,252 Posts
Just watch out on the underpass, I hear the traffic is wicked.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:29
  #17190 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,649
Received 309 Likes on 171 Posts
No, I said I was out of breath, not I want to ride the Wall of Death...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:57
  #17191 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 28 Posts
...and if the Bull charges just get on the scooter and ride it to safety....assuming it starts...
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 12:58
  #17192 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 28 Posts
Like wearing a Nazi outfit to a party this did seem a good idea at the time.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 13:01
  #17193 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,103
Received 31 Likes on 25 Posts
They said there was no room on the bike for a spare, but I could be a kickstand if I wanted.
Chu Chu is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 13:03
  #17194 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 28 Posts
While taking a landscape photo for his portfolio, Tim later complained some tw@t strides across the field...
Who said ' don't you know who I am??'
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 15:26
  #17195 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 28 Posts
It was only after Prince H jumped on the Honda in Liverpool did he discover some thieving Scroat had nicked the Royal saddle...
I'm sure there are some honest law abiding people in Merseyside ...some..
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 15:57
  #17196 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,072
Received 2,940 Likes on 1,252 Posts
You're welcome to the Coronation they said... were sending transport they said... it's this week they said... F"$&$)**^! Families...
NutLoose is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 15:58
  #17197 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,072
Received 2,940 Likes on 1,252 Posts
Hey Harry, is that your bike?
Naa, she's back in California
NutLoose is offline  
The following users liked this post:
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 16:20
  #17198 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grid ref confused
Age: 63
Posts: 828
Received 17 Likes on 9 Posts
Why did you tell the gullible fool that was the way to bumpstart a motorbike?
cynicalint is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 16:35
  #17199 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,576
Received 431 Likes on 227 Posts
As the old saying goes: “Absence makes the fart go Honda”
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2023, 17:10
  #17200 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,567
Likes: 0
Received 46 Likes on 31 Posts
Originally Posted by ShyTorque
As the old saying goes: “Absence makes the fart go Honda”
Surely its "Absinthe". (I've also heard an "Abscess" variant).
Wensleydale is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.