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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Oct 2022, 20:32
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The stance? Well, your majesty, just before she came in, she pharted but (snigger) she followed through!
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 20:49
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She's got pockets in that dress Angus. Instruct my guards to search her on the way out.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 20:54
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Angus help me, is he King Charles the second, I'm ****e with numbers?
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 03:25
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Christ, two chaps in dresses! What did Mummy used to say? When in doubt, go for the one in heels?
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 06:21
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I feel for your loss...
As do I, too loose one Chancellor is unfortunate, however two is a different matter.
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 06:22
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In Scotland the householder warmly welcomes her guest and asks..
" Come away in, you'll have had your tea "?
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 06:26
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Now about your speech at University promoting the suggestion of abolishing the Monarchy?
Yes that was, in hindsight, not one of my better ideas, said Charles
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 06:30
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In celebration of the BBC's100 birthday a new series is commissioned where celebrity love child's are introduced to their long gone parents.
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 06:33
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The Landlord welcomes his tennent, to hand back the keys to her house, after her let finishes predictably early
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 08:52
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Are you here in response to our advert for a cleaner?

No, I'm your Prime Minister.

Shame, as I was rather hoping that you were planning ahead for a change.

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Old 16th Oct 2022, 09:19
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I'm sorry that I have dragged you away from, I'm sure, more important matters, however the constitution dictates we have a chat every Tuesday....
However before we start, just how are the plants managing without you at Highgrove ??
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 09:42
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Mmmm, black hose and heels...I might try that later this week.

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Old 16th Oct 2022, 09:52
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I do love my weekly Downing Street soap opera, what's been happening this week?

I sacked my best friend and replaced him with my new best friend, which didn't go down with some of my previous best friends.
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 10:14
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PM...Sorry it's a bit dark in here...
HMTK. Yes I have replaced electric lights with candles, just getting used to when PowerGen goes on strike. ..

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Old 16th Oct 2022, 10:16
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Well I did suggest appointing Baldrick as your Chancellor. ...but noooo...

( stolen from another thread )
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Old 16th Oct 2022, 10:20
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Hello, I'm your friendly decisive local MP. Can I count on your vote in the December General Election??

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Old 16th Oct 2022, 11:33
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Good afternoon. I’m here to save you money on your electricity costs, may I see your latest bill?
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Thank you for my new Pens. They were delightful and an indication of how workable our relationship will be….
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Not too close or Camilla will smell your essence on me.
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Well, you’re a bit old to be my Brothers date, so you must be the PM!
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