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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Nov 2022, 15:01
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You mark my words when this warspecial operation is over I will be the ruler of the My world so there !!
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Old 20th Nov 2022, 15:16
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This is the trigger finger that Russian Roulette was founded upon.
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Old 20th Nov 2022, 15:48
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Ok time to score Putin… my entry would have been something like, “Well one of you closed the door behind them when we came up onto the roof and now we are stuck here”

Some excellent entries deserving the CST, but I have narrowed it down too…

FDR with
"Bob, Bob's an odd name for a girl isn't it private?"
"Oh Sir, please don't tell anyone, I have wanted to see a war fought, so badly.... "
"Well, you certainly came to the right place then Bob, a war hasn't been fought so badly since Olaf the Hairy ordered a thousand helmets with the horns on the inside..."

apologies towards BAGF.
runners up

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​​​​​​​No no Dr Putin we don't require a Postrate Exam...
Oh go on humour me..
Treddi with

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...and then I was in Fingerbobs - this is Fingermouse naked!
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​​​​​​​Good news kids, we've verified the authenticity of your Blue Peter badges, Girl Guides badges and Souts badges so you can all head off to war this afternoon.
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 06:40
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Congrats FDR nice left field caption 😄
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 14:25
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There appears to be a resurgence in relevance of Blackadder goes forth at present....

Anyway, just to add some fuel to the flames...

(this is not my B735... it was summit else... )


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Old 21st Nov 2022, 14:31
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Captain, there's definitely something wrong with the fuel burn.
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 14:40
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Captain, can you smell burning?

No... I'll just check my pipe is out though.
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 14:48
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I want you to crawl out onto the wing and smother it with a wet kitchen towel, the Voyager SOP's state that is the norm for a chip pan fire.
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 14:53
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Strange, I've never seen St. Elmo's Fire on the DV window before.
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:13
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Ummm, maybe that new sustainable fuel wasn't such a good idea.....
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:15
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No worries this airplane is known for the occasional wet fart

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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:15
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PA announcement..
Now it you all look out the right hand window, your flight crew are in the dingy below...ps does anyone one know how to fly a plane??
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:17
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That's ok, fortunately the wing is made with asbestos...
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:18
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Santa regrets to inform all the good well behaved children that he may be delayed this year...
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:20
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That's fortunate skip, what's the odds the Airport Fire Service are out on a practice shout ahead .
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:21
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Well now we know why there's a gauge showing fuel temperature ....with automatic jettison above a set figure...
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:25
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Look Karen for the last time, it's not got afterburners so just humour them!

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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:37
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You sure it's deicing?
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:41
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Out of the frying pan and into the flyer...
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 15:51
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Last time I'll volunteer to spread chemtrails!
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