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Red Arrows? Who needs them? And we fly passengers, and make money!
Evertonian
"Oh God! Did I not say that putting Mr. Shatner in a window seat was going to be trouble? Just ignore him, there's nothing out there!"
Skip, ECAM says " Do NOT look left " Never seen that before..
Oh it's a glitch, if we were in trouble the Flight Attendants would let is know.
By the way can you hear a screaming hysterical voice through the soundproofed door??
Oh it's a glitch, if we were in trouble the Flight Attendants would let is know.
By the way can you hear a screaming hysterical voice through the soundproofed door??
Will bingo this at 1200GMT, or when the fuel tank runs dry, whichever comes first. For LW50, 1200 is when Mickey is giving a rude navy salute with both hands... but in England.
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Well will you look at that, the Aurora Borealis, Doris, when you take the Captain his coffee in 15 minutes, let him know, I bet he hasn't see the lights before either....
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Welcome to Lauda Air, we are happy to have our founder Nikki on board for this inaugural flight.
Don't worry this is the new Boeing 737 MAX ++ it's fully automatic and computer controlled so nothing could ever go wrong...go wrong..go wrong..
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..and if it did go wrong the windows would go immediately fully black to you could not see what excrement you were in..
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..and if it did go wrong the windows would go immediately fully black to you could not see what excrement you were in..
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Meanwhile just departing Dublin, that famous Irish airline:
Will you look at that now, if it was night I would be really worried, but it doesn't look to bad in this light..
Will you look at that now, if it was night I would be really worried, but it doesn't look to bad in this light..
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Err Stewardess, what would you recommend?
Pull the blind down love..
Pull the blind down love..
