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Old 21st Nov 2022, 22:30
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"Go a bit faster, Skip, it should blow the flames out!"
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Old 21st Nov 2022, 23:41
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Capt, Icarus thought to himself: "Not again!"
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 02:06
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The inflight movies have been cancelled , but the inflight barbecue is about to begin . Get your marshmallows ready it is going to be toasty .
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 02:08
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The good news is we should be out of fuel at the rate the fire is consuming the leak and the fire will go out naturally.
The bad news is we will landing very short of our intended destination .
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 03:54
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Chem Trails! The fresher, the better!
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 06:45
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Look Beryl, do you know the Wings on Fire? ?.
No Harold, I'm trying to slept, you hum the first few bars and I'll flow along...
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 06:52
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This picture was recovered when the passengers mobile survived the crash and greatly assisted when the NTSB determined the accident was caused by smoking in the toilet
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 06:57
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RAF Voyager flight over Oxford powered by used cooking oil has had its chips.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 09:52
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As Deep Purple descended into Switzerland they were shocked to discover some **** with a flare gun had burned down the best recording studio for miles around
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Paul McCartneys new group ...well their just HOT...
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 10:56
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Unusual atmospheric conditions reveal true physics of lift.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 10:58
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I knew it was a mistake ordering the lithium ion batteries on eBay.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 16:24
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We're gonna need a bigger water bomber
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 16:26
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Sorry Captain no hot meals today, the galley ovens on strike...
OK i'll open the window, please prepare the marshmallows on sticks
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 16:29
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In Kuwait, Red Adair flies in to assess the situation.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 16:31
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The overflow from the toilets after the Curry meal caused a degree of consternation.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 17:34
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Stay calm, flapping is no longer an option.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 17:42
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Shut the cock and lower the gear as those flaps are really on fire.

Captain, that just went out on the PA.
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Old 22nd Nov 2022, 17:42
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It’s once again proven that early flares lead to bad landings.
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