Caption Competition Mk III
Boy in the middle asks the child to his left...
Did your dad not teach you to hold your winkle when having a wee???
Replies, well no after I took some of my dad's Viagra it's stands to attention all by itself.
Did your dad not teach you to hold your winkle when having a wee???
Replies, well no after I took some of my dad's Viagra it's stands to attention all by itself.
In Longbridge the prototype Austin Allegro goes on display.....
No thats a tank, the Allegro is the pile of rust behind you ...
( also works if you substitute Moscow and Lada Riva )
No thats a tank, the Allegro is the pile of rust behind you ...
( also works if you substitute Moscow and Lada Riva )
Gnome de PPRuNe
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(Bit quiet this one, I'm out today but will call a winner in about 24hrs...)
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Cool, it's unscrewing, I have a collection of tyre valves from military vehicles at home.
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Why did they name it Buster?
Because it's a little bore....
Because it's a little bore....
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Damn, padlocks
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It's a Nato tank
How can you tell?
Easy, the tyres are inflated.
How can you tell?
Easy, the tyres are inflated.
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Liverpool's truancy officer rounds up a few more.
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My dad says he used to drive one of these.
Why did he sell it and buy a Daihatsu then?
Why did he sell it and buy a Daihatsu then?
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'es sitting on our bleeding 'opscotch game...
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I can't see the crew..
Of course you can't, they're wearing camouflage.
Of course you can't, they're wearing camouflage.