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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Oct 2022, 06:32
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Thank you for comming, Angus will show you out, oh one last thing, do you have Mr Johnson's number please? I have a couple of calls to make.
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 07:04
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Ah Prime Minister, I wasn't expecting you so early, on a Monday, in Balmoral, however your call did sem urgent, what's up, have you come to offer your resignation. .???
Er no your Highness, I have a statement to make in the house later today and I was wondering could you...
a) announce Camilla Pregnant??
or
b) ask your Saudi chums for a ' gift' of say 100bn. In readies in a suitcase??
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 14:12
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Last orders... Please
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 15:10
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You've left this wide open Ms Truss. They called Kwasi a Kamikaze, what on earth do you think they'll call Mr. Hunt?
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 15:56
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Well you can use the excuse 101 for Prime Ministers not to appear in the Commons that the Monarch called you up to see him. ..for 6 weeks....so you will not be the shortest serving resident of No10
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 16:00
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Hope you didn't give up your day job....now what was it again??
Unemployable Sire ...😁
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 16:09
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Not a caption...What will come first...Nutty judges the Cap Comp or Liz Truss gets 'removed ' place your bets now 😁
However ...and finally from me...
HMTK....Ah Prime Minister can you close the door on the way out please, awfully drafty here and Angus is complaining about where it is going 😊 and don't let it hit you on the arse
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 16:28
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"Gosh, er, well, good evening Your Highness. It seems we both subscribe to the same internet dating site".
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 20:28
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“You put your right leg in, your right leg out…….”


“Oh, by the way, when we get to “and you turn around”….it’s nothing personal but nothing new there, is there?”
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 21:11
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Originally Posted by Hydromet
Make it quick, Liz, there's a line up behind you.
And the same to you, Your Majesty.
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Old 17th Oct 2022, 23:12
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Best get this scored before there is another PM.. ok in no specific order the final four are

Confusious with

Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.

Dan Gerous with

My apologies for disturbing you your highness but I need to return this handshake.

sangiovese

Have you met my gender transitioning equerry?

Confusious

Are you here in response to our advert for a cleaner?

No, I'm your Prime Minister.

Shame, as I was rather hoping that you were planning ahead for a change.


But I award the CST to


Confusious with

Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.



Second is Dan

Third is Sangiovese

Forth place goes to Confusious

Over to you Confusious and thank you all for many a chuckle…
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 08:22
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Ta Nutty.
Here we go, enjoy all.

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Old 18th Oct 2022, 09:16
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I hear the Chinese are recruiting Western ex military. Maybe we can get in on the armoured rickshaw contract.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 09:49
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Having signed up for a GPMG course, Brian discovers that it actually stands for "Go Pedalling with My Gunner".
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 09:50
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Funnily enough ever since we launched this one, no one tailgate us.
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The Tour de France breakaway group finally triumphs.
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Enforcing the new 20mph residential zones is proving easier than first thought.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 09:52
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A fresh attempt on the World best time for the Marathon gets in some serious practice
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Bus strike?? What Bus Strike!
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The Gov't reveals its get-tough policy on oil protesters.
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