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Old 15th Oct 2022, 12:29
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My advice for today is get your moving van booked before all the home evictions kick in.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 12:32
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Your Majesty, I present to you Optimus, the new Tesla android.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 14:06
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Charles III, Rex, thinks to self: "Hmmm; there's something I simply don't Truss about this woman...."

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Old 15th Oct 2022, 14:48
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Is it time to change my truss?
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 15:01
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Oh, I do hope that you're not here for a damehood.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 15:09
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Camilla was just telling me I should install IOS 16 -- you never know when you might need to recall a PM.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:09
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The Sporran? Why? what's loose change
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:12
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I'm delighted that mummy only suffered your company once.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:12
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Welcome back Agent Truss, I thank you for getting rid of a major stoppage to my career progression...
Thats ok Sire, now can I just return that hand cream you gave me from Aldermaston
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:15
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I hope for your sake that your hubby lasts longer than you will.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:17
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I hope your not expecting a Ladyship, I hear your successor plans to disband the House of Lords
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:19
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"Oh good - I thought it might have been that dithering Starmer chap".
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:22
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Thank you for offering to take a couple of mummy's old Corgies, can't stand the little **** bags myself.
I hear you are taking them with you as a peace offerring to Kim Jun Un
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:30
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Damn, I was expecting a curtsey and a few U-Turns.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:34
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:38
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Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 17:47
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It's a bit chilly in here Your Majesty, is there a problem with the heating?

Yes, you and your fruitcake friend.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 20:08
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HMTK.. . Yes I'm a bit worried about my Pension so I was told to seek professional independent financial advice
PM... Oh thank you, your lucky i have the perfect person for you, she helped me with the mini budget. I'll give you Diane Abbots phone number later.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 20:12
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The Spaniel shouts to the flunky.... HOW DARE YOU LET THAT DEMENTED WOMAN IN...
Aide responds...Sire she's the Crown series 5 producer, this might not get you a favourable review....
Oh thank God that's all she is, I thought it was that Ms Sturgeon
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 20:19
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Yes, before your mum died she changed her will, I'm here to tell you everything goes to Alan Titchmarsh. You have 5 days to pack your bags or you'll be evicted...
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