Caption Competition Mk III
Ah Prime Minister, I wasn't expecting you so early, on a Monday, in Balmoral, however your call did sem urgent, what's up, have you come to offer your resignation. .???
Er no your Highness, I have a statement to make in the house later today and I was wondering could you...
a) announce Camilla Pregnant??
or
b) ask your Saudi chums for a ' gift' of say £100bn. In readies in a suitcase??
Er no your Highness, I have a statement to make in the house later today and I was wondering could you...
a) announce Camilla Pregnant??
or
b) ask your Saudi chums for a ' gift' of say £100bn. In readies in a suitcase??
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Last orders... Please
Well you can use the excuse 101 for Prime Ministers not to appear in the Commons that the Monarch called you up to see him. ..for 6 weeks....so you will not be the shortest serving resident of No10
Not a caption...What will come first...Nutty judges the Cap Comp or Liz Truss gets 'removed ' place your bets now 😁
However ...and finally from me...
HMTK....Ah Prime Minister can you close the door on the way out please, awfully drafty here and Angus is complaining about where it is going 😊 and don't let it hit you on the arse
However ...and finally from me...
HMTK....Ah Prime Minister can you close the door on the way out please, awfully drafty here and Angus is complaining about where it is going 😊 and don't let it hit you on the arse
Avoid imitations
“You put your right leg in, your right leg out…….”
“Oh, by the way, when we get to “and you turn around”….it’s nothing personal but nothing new there, is there?”
“Oh, by the way, when we get to “and you turn around”….it’s nothing personal but nothing new there, is there?”
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Best get this scored before there is another PM.. ok in no specific order the final four are
Confusious with
Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.
Dan Gerous with
My apologies for disturbing you your highness but I need to return this handshake.
sangiovese
Have you met my gender transitioning equerry?
Confusious
Are you here in response to our advert for a cleaner?
No, I'm your Prime Minister.
Shame, as I was rather hoping that you were planning ahead for a change.
But I award the CST to
Confusious with
Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.
Second is Dan
Third is Sangiovese
Forth place goes to Confusious
Over to you Confusious and thank you all for many a chuckle…
Confusious with
Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.
Dan Gerous with
My apologies for disturbing you your highness but I need to return this handshake.
sangiovese
Have you met my gender transitioning equerry?
Confusious
Are you here in response to our advert for a cleaner?
No, I'm your Prime Minister.
Shame, as I was rather hoping that you were planning ahead for a change.
But I award the CST to
Confusious with
Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.
Second is Dan
Third is Sangiovese
Forth place goes to Confusious
Over to you Confusious and thank you all for many a chuckle…
