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Old 4th Sep 2022, 20:22
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A bunch of great entries, once again. Unfortunately, I can only pick one (well maybe three):

In third place is Kiltrash with his somewhat unorthodox: "Now if only the Russians would stop shelling us. After all it is Christmas Day, have they no sense of religion":

In second, Fitliker with: "With a grin like that , the shell is going to be shocked."

And winning the CapComp trophy to start a new week, Treadigraph with: "Early
Tamagotchis were quite simple..."

The trophy will be on its way as soon as I get it fed, changed, and taken to its EOD appointment..




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Old 4th Sep 2022, 22:16
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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
A bunch of great entries, once again. Unfortunately, I can only pick one (well maybe three):

In third place is Kiltrash with his somewhat unorthodox: "Now if only the Russians would stop shelling us. After all it is Christmas Day, have they no sense of religion":

In second, Fitliker with: "With a grin like that , the shell is going to be shocked."

And winning the CapComp trophy to start a new week, Treadigraph with: "Early
Tamagotchis were quite simple..."

The trophy will be on its way as soon as I get it fed, changed, and taken to its EOD appointment..
All three of these activated my chuckleometer. Well done Treaders, bring on the new week.
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 08:56
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Cheers Chu Chu, have a go with this one...


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Old 5th Sep 2022, 09:06
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 10:07
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Bud dad, you said we were going out to see tigers, leopards and panthers.
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 10:14
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Cheers Chu Chu, have a go with this one...

Is this one of the jack-in-a-box ones?
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 10:53
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 11:06
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Real aircrew wee on the tyre like this as well.
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 11:29
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The new Liverpool school transport.
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 12:30
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Are you sure we can get a Saladin it?
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They're just girls, what would they know about tanks.
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 12:33
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I 'eard it's going to Ukraine wiff the Ferret they already 'ave.
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 14:04
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To a child a sign " Do not Climb " is a obvious invitation
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Treadigraph was later arrested for publishing a picture with the children's faces not pixelated out.
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Are you sure that shell your banging is a training roun. ....( BANG )
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 14:25
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Having studied basic Geometry at school, Swot jnr is not sure the gun is pointing at Scratchwood ( London Gateway ) Services ....Now Croydon is a different matter
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Old 5th Sep 2022, 14:27
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Child shouting... NOW PLEASE CAN WE HAVE 3 99's a MIVVI and 3 MAGNUMS "
Sorry sonny but we're all a bit deaf in here
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