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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Nov 2022, 14:33
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"I assure you, Olga, it's bigger than this."
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 14:40
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Now you've all passed your GCSE English, you must go undercover to England and find the man who called me a d*ckhead.
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 15:48
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He goes under the codename Kiltrash
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 15:56
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ďAh, arenít you that naughty girl from Number 834 Gymnastics Academy? See me later.Ē
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 17:55
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Now I want you to go to Lincoln Cathedral, the one with the tall tower, and use your undoubted womanly attractions to entice Nutloose to go up the spire with you, and ensure he has a 'accident ' from the top floor.... You know he that called me a d!ckhead


appogies Confusious. .
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 17:58
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Oh Mr President, we all find bald men so attractive, just like that Yul Brynner...
' BARBER '
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 18:02
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Yes I'm here to judge Miss ( nude ) Russia, so off you go and get off your swimsuits, think i'll join you once I get my top off
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 18:29
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"How you do'in".



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Old 17th Nov 2022, 19:56
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This finger is my best buddy. He gives me great advice and is a brr-rilliant military strategist. He's also great at picking out bogies...
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 19:57
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"Paraaade! Right...dress! Not you, Number One, for you it's UN-dress!"

or

"OK, do the collars match the cuffs?"
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 20:54
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"No?....Anyone?....None of you can guess my impression?...It's Jack Palance...so disappointing. Off to Ukraine for you lot then!"
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:04
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Sooty on his day off...
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:04
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Anyone smell fish??
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:07
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This!, is the finger that terrified the President of Ukraine. .
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:08
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Watch carefully children as I publicly give Mr. Zelenskyy the bird.

Errrm, that's the wrong finger sir!
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:10
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Chaps behind the ladies are having lewd, non Communist thoughts ....well done them lads 😊
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:11
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Not a caption.

Anyone would think that Kiltrash and I conferred!
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:36
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Bet you didn't learn this it the Air Training Corps. Wet your finger and point it up like this if there's no windsock.

Now, haven't you all got a clever leader?
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:39
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That lad behind you has got his eyes closed and a big smile on his face. Are you enjoying it as much as he is?
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 21:42
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All together now: Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy....
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