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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Oct 2022, 08:18
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One wrong move and the whole building will become a ...hole....Ah Aah Aah Che.....
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 08:35
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Doris: Ok... let's see if our Voodoo doll works...

Maisie: OWWWWWWWWW!

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Old 12th Oct 2022, 09:20
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The hot-wiring couse at a Liverpool college has broken all class attendance records.
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 11:03
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Shut the tanks. I smell garlic!

Hold on a minute. Escargot for lunch again Celine?
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That's it cut off, damn these pubic hairs are wirey.
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Are you sure this is what they meant by doing lines?
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 12:23
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Original script for Oceans 8 was flatter than the final one!
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Just shut up and watch, I'm the one with the most stripes around here!
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Arryn! It’s gone out again. Too much moisture in the room.
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Are you sure we should weld the safety fuse to the bomb Doris??
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Can anyone remember the instructions? I can remember up to light the blue touchpaper.
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So that's how they form underwired bras.
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Doris repairs the Coffman Starter Trophy after the shocking state it was in when received back from Kiltrash.
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I do love working on the Council working parties.
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 16:36
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The Repair Shop take on a Celebrity Challenge to mark the 100th Anniversary of the BBC.... One of his 'ol mums false teeth plates.
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Ant Woman the Movie auditions for the starring role
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 16:41
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...as the repair was so small and intricate, it was decided the most flat chested had the best chance of success.
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 16:52
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...as the repair was so small and intricate, it was decided the most flat chested had the best chance of success.
And that's the other reason Nutty's ex is spitting, she thinks it should be her.
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My word, this is riveting.

Don't be so bloody stupid Agnes!
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