Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Yes, before your mum died she changed her will, I'm here to tell you everything goes to Alan Titchmarsh. You have 5 days to pack your bags or you'll be evicted...

[cynicalint]

The stance? Well, your majesty, just before she came in, she pharted but (snigger) she followed through!

[Confusious]

She's got pockets in that dress Angus. Instruct my guards to search her on the way out.

[Confusious]

Angus help me, is he King Charles the second, I'm shite with numbers?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Christ, two chaps in dresses! What did Mummy used to say? When in doubt, go for the one in heels?

[Kiltrash]

I feel for your loss...
As do I, too loose one Chancellor is unfortunate, however two is a different matter.

[Kiltrash]

In Scotland the householder warmly welcomes her guest and asks..
" Come away in, you'll have had your tea "?

[Kiltrash]

Now about your speech at University promoting the suggestion of abolishing the Monarchy?
Yes that was, in hindsight, not one of my better ideas, said Charles

[Kiltrash]

In celebration of the BBC's100 birthday a new series is commissioned where celebrity love child's are introduced to their long gone parents.

[Kiltrash]

The Landlord welcomes his tennent, to hand back the keys to her house, after her let finishes predictably early

[Confusious]

Are you here in response to our advert for a cleaner?

No, I'm your Prime Minister.

Shame, as I was rather hoping that you were planning ahead for a change.

[Kiltrash]

I'm sorry that I have dragged you away from, I'm sure, more important matters, however the constitution dictates we have a chat every Tuesday....
However before we start, just how are the plants managing without you at Highgrove ??

[Dan Gerous]

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Mmmm, black hose and heels...I might try that later this week.

[Confusious]

I do love my weekly Downing Street soap opera, what's been happening this week?

I sacked my best friend and replaced him with my new best friend, which didn't go down with some of my previous best friends.

[Kiltrash]

PM...Sorry it's a bit dark in here...
HMTK. Yes I have replaced electric lights with candles, just getting used to when PowerGen goes on strike. ..

[Kiltrash]

Well I did suggest appointing Baldrick as your Chancellor. ...but noooo...

( stolen from another thread )

[Kiltrash]

Hello, I'm your friendly decisive local MP. Can I count on your vote in the December General Election??

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[Buster Hyman]

Good afternoon. I’m here to save you money on your electricity costs, may I see your latest bill?

[Buster Hyman]

Thank you for my new Pens. They were delightful and an indication of how workable our relationship will be….

[Buster Hyman]

Not too close or Camilla will smell your essence on me.