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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 15:02
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Nobody knew why Sgt. Schulz was posted to a POW camp until they found a picture from WW1.
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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 18:17
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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 18:18
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Early Tamagotchis were quite simple...
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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 18:28
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Fritz photo bombing yet again.
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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 18:32
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Herman Goring later demanded to know who was taking the p!ss of the Feurher, was relieved to know it was only the stars from " It ain't half hot mum "
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Just off camera Hans was about to come behind the soldiers with a ticking alarm clock....that he then STOPPED...
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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 18:36
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Then they noticed the chalk marks read, " Up Yours Adolf " c/o The Eagles Nest Bavaria
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Chap whose face we cannot see playfully put the Officers Chamber Pot onto Schultz head ....
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Having been fraternising with the French women in Nouvion, the men are given Parenting classes
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....Later opened up to reveal the true final location of " the Fallen Madonna with the big Boobies " by Van Clump.
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Now remind me again, Red band was a Training shot, or was it the Green one
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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 18:49
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Yes Franz, Adolf has awarded you with two stripes and you can bring them with you to the special place we're taking you to.
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Old 3rd Sep 2022, 19:00
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George Formby briefly posed on the 'other side' before returning to UK and resuming Window Cleaning.
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Hans, Gefrieter = Acting Corporal, but there's no need to overdo it. Adolf over there has the right idea.
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This shell landed on my head, only wearing my Stahlhelm saved me from brain damage.
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Fritz was demonstrating his party piece, of catching a bullet in his teeth, however he foolishly accepted his comrades bet to supersize the stunt.
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Fritz was not amused when a comrade hit his helmet with s 6lb club hammer....almost made him drop his cigarette
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With a grin like that , the shell is going to be shocked .
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Just remember, anything is a sex toy , if you are brave enough
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