Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

...and finally
A use for the 15 degree hump in Bristol runway is found so the aircraft gets a boost on the take off roll

[Hydromet]

OK, time to call this one. Plenty of great entries and very hard to choose a winner. Honourable mentions to Wensleydale's 15003, Confusious' 15028 and Shy Torque's 15042.

The Greta Thunberg prize for services to the environment goes to Chu Chu for

We may have to rethink this electric aircraft idea. We keep adding batteries, but it still won't fly.

The Donald Trump Passion Fingers prize goes to Big Pistons Forever for

So far the biggest problem is finding a pilot with hands big enough to cover the 10 throttle levers.

And the CST, complete with almost enough charges, goes to Nutloose, for

Clear 14...14 cleared and started, ok start the shut down procedure we need to refuel.

Take it away, Nutty.

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[NutLoose]

Thank you, ok see what you can do with this d*ckhead.

[Confusious]

You lot will be assigned to firing missiles, if any go astray then mum's the word!

[Confusious]

You will be allowed one day a week back in school during your assignment to the front line.

[Hydromet]

"Congratulations on your graduation, and may I remind you that Colonels under the age of 15 are not permitted to purchase vodka from the bar."

[Buster Hyman]

"NYET! I do not have Cold Sore cream on my lip!"

[Buster Hyman]

Why do you all have Mullets?

[Buster Hyman]

First one to pull this goes to the front line!

[sealo0]

Yes girls this finger is as good as it gets.

[Buster Hyman]

Remember to vote! It doesn't mean much, but looks good for the cameras.

[cynicalint]

And if you don't willingly get on the train to the front line, i will stick my finger up your cap like this and drag you there myself`!

[cynicalint]

Congratulations to the best recruit who got a personal anti-bullet radar on their cap!

[Kiltrash]

....and in the background the security team usher the assassination squad closer

[622]

...And my next General is......

[Kiltrash]

Mr President, my names Monday and Tuesday comes after me

[Kiltrash]

On a visit to DPRK Kim Jun parades his personal bodyguard. Now that gives me an idea thought Putin

[Kiltrash]

...and repeat after me...' Your wish is my command...

[andytug]

".....and I recommend you never to go above 1st floor of any building. Very dangerous!"

[Confusious]

Congratulations, you all look very cagey but I can only choose one of you as my top special agent, and it's.....you!