Caption Competition Mk III
Gnome de PPRuNe
Bridge to Engine Room, come in Scotty, what's the maximum warp speed can you give me?
Maybe 10kts Captain, sir, but I warn ye, she cannae take any more!
Maybe 10kts Captain, sir, but I warn ye, she cannae take any more!
Avoid imitations
“Hang on chaps…the designer said there’s been a misprint on the plans….it’s supposed to be an aircraft carrier!”
Meanwhile in the cocktail lounge...
I say Smithers look at that, 150 feet in the air and it's steady as a rock. ...
not a ripple on the surface of the Gin and Tonic . ..what..what
or
I can balance the King's Head Florin on its edge
I say Smithers look at that, 150 feet in the air and it's steady as a rock. ...
not a ripple on the surface of the Gin and Tonic . ..what..what
or
I can balance the King's Head Florin on its edge
It's a great idea Hoskins making it so large it dominates the air, however appears seem to be a problem ...
What to you mean sir??
Well Port it's the MK 2 version, Starboard the MK 5 vesion and the centre is the MK 21b version...and don't get me started on EACH engine has a different number of cylinders
What to you mean sir??
Well Port it's the MK 2 version, Starboard the MK 5 vesion and the centre is the MK 21b version...and don't get me started on EACH engine has a different number of cylinders
Prince Andrew has his new aircraft delivered after getting his share of his mums estate...
But extravagant isn't it??
Well this way he can live in the middle and Fergie and Koo never get to know about the other.
But extravagant isn't it??
Well this way he can live in the middle and Fergie and Koo never get to know about the other.
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The Manufacturer’s sales brochure emphasised that colours other than grey were available at extra cost.
Murphy the boss said you were working on some new laws?
yes sir but I also designed a new plane.
Ok is that it outside? Yes and what was the new law?
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
If I were you Murphy I’d stick to these laws.
yes sir.
yes sir but I also designed a new plane.
Ok is that it outside? Yes and what was the new law?
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
If I were you Murphy I’d stick to these laws.
yes sir.
Little Timmy on a cockpit visit.. ( remember them? )
But why is the aircraft so hugeCaptain.... ??
Well it's this large to carry the 125000 page checklist
or
Have you seen the size of my watch??
or
Its to carry all the brown unmarked envelopes stuffed with cash from Moscow / Qatar to FIFA Headquarters
But why is the aircraft so hugeCaptain.... ??
Well it's this large to carry the 125000 page checklist
or
Have you seen the size of my watch??
or
Its to carry all the brown unmarked envelopes stuffed with cash from Moscow / Qatar to FIFA Headquarters
Jumping straight in Hoskins designed Flying Wing..
Excellent work, and you solved the tailess handling issues? Asked the BBC Aviation reporter
Not yet, just ran out of metal ..
Excellent work, and you solved the tailess handling issues? Asked the BBC Aviation reporter
Not yet, just ran out of metal ..
