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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Nov 2022, 16:59
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Of course it doesn’t fly, but it meets the requirements of the Army AND the Navy.
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 17:00
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So far the biggest problem is finding a pilot with hands big enough to cover the 10 throttle levers.
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Couple by the steps: "Put your jacket on Geoffrey, or we'll never get an upgrade".
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 17:10
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Well, that's the tailplane finished, next the wings then we get this bad boy ready for service.
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 17:22
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Thankfully, due to defence cuts it'll not get finished.

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Old 13th Nov 2022, 17:53
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Laugh if you will, but when you build airplanes with washing machine parts, you need a lot of motors.

It did seem a little hit-and-miss.
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 17:55
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We may have to rethink this electric aircraft idea. We keep adding batteries, but it still won't fly.
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 17:56
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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
We may have to rethink this electric aircraft idea. We keep adding batteries, but it still won't fly.
We could always nick one off the Jodel in our 5 o'clock low.
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 18:21
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You're gonna need a bigger runway...
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The revolving dance floor and disco ball are just a touch... Essex don't you think?
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 18:37
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Stop compaining, it’s what Vladimir Vladimirovitch ordered.
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 18:39
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You should see his yacht...
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Well I suppose it's a feasible theory with the guns and all, but couldn't we fit variable pitch propellers to shorten the landing run?
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 18:48
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Heathrow's latest addition to improve security and achieve net zero. It's an anti terrorist airbridge with a built in windfarm.
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 19:16
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Damm ingenious of the Germans, converting Templehof into a aircraft
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 19:18
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MOD Militarised the Air lander at Cardington
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 19:21
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Why is it a float plane? ?
Well Loch Ness is 22 miles long, saves all that costs on tarmac and concrete ..
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The Parasitic fighter gets ready to be loaded..
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Old 13th Nov 2022, 19:53
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Excellent Von Sturmunflecher, just vot we wanted. Errr, excuse me but ver is zer krappenhausen?

Zer krappenhausen? Mein Gott, I knew I had forgotten to design in zer something fundamental!
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