Caption Competition Mk III
See Cam...that's where they're supposed to be! Then one doesn't strain one's back so much reaching down.
Obvious overmanning at Clarence House...i mean a butlers sole job daily is to be creative with the St Ivel Butter pat's for the King's Crumpet..
( Got this idea from the Chamber Maids in ' better ' hotels who fold the hand towelsi into animal shapes when they make up the guest beds.)
( Got this idea from the Chamber Maids in ' better ' hotels who fold the hand towelsi into animal shapes when they make up the guest beds.)
"Oi, you with the grey beard, ring my equerry now and tell him to order one of these 3D Printer thingys. Cammy's getting excited with new ideas for our boudoir."
It's tomorrow we go to open the new Jam making plant init??
God this is a hard life, open this close that go to Parliament, see the PM. Shake hands with Oil Rich Sheikh...it's all go go go.Didnt realise there was so much to do as Monarch. Thought Mum had such a easy time of it...
Don't forget to smile deary like your actual enjoying this...
God this is a hard life, open this close that go to Parliament, see the PM. Shake hands with Oil Rich Sheikh...it's all go go go.Didnt realise there was so much to do as Monarch. Thought Mum had such a easy time of it...
Don't forget to smile deary like your actual enjoying this...
...and to make the King's day complete he gets the news that next week he has to go to York and Luton on the same day.
Don't worry deary said Cam, I hear the Police have banned the sale of eggs..this time 🍳
( I don't think he has been to Croydon yet, has that Omelette to come )
Don't worry deary said Cam, I hear the Police have banned the sale of eggs..this time 🍳
( I don't think he has been to Croydon yet, has that Omelette to come )
Ok Boxing Day meats done and the Wummim are doing the veg so I can dip in again...
Charles realises that. although he is the King the photographer from the Sun has to fill his Pg 3 column, or Daily Star Pg 5 as I'm led to believe
Charles realises that. although he is the King the photographer from the Sun has to fill his Pg 3 column, or Daily Star Pg 5 as I'm led to believe
KCill realises if he does not calm down there may be a abdication soon...oh Archbishop of Canterbury can I divorce my Consort and show my true love for a young American Divorcee??
..and finally so I'm guaranteed to be sent to the Tower....
Airplane 1 is on short finals....with Ted at the controls...
Think assume the crash position
Airplane 1 is on short finals....with Ted at the controls...
Think assume the crash position
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Oh, that reminds me … I need to baste the Turkey …
Avoid imitations
Ooh Camilla, it’s so realistic…..one has just realised why they said it was made from Stork margarine!
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A last reminder before it melts ...
