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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Oct 2022, 18:23
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I'm no morse code expert Ethel, but I think they're trying to tell us that years of menstruation made us all go blind.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 18:24
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 18:32
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Putin in drag demonstrates his new strategy to win his “operation” in minute detail.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 18:40
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Feel free to chat with me ladies, unlike that chap who took the class last week, I can multitask.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 19:09
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Minions, the prequel
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 19:28
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When on 12 November 1955 at 10:04 Marcy McFly asked for the flux capacitor, everything took a completely different route.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 20:56
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There, that's a little Prick in a condom, now who wants to try it first??
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 20:59
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A little cube of Phosphorus in a beaker of water, health and safety gone mad with these extra dark goggles...
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 21:06
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I'm afraid that with rationing that's all the cheese* we have, now how do I cut it into 7 equal parts..
* of course it could be any foodstuff on rationing, I just happened to randomly choose a lovely crumbly dairy product.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 21:19
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I know that Lise Meitner was a genius Dotty, but don't you think that splitting the atom and nuclear fission is a bit risky without proper research? We're only the cleaners!
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 21:44
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There, that's a little Prick in a condom
Mick Lynch?
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 22:20
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The welds looked great, but somehow the new fusion cell failed to produce any actionable intelligence.
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 02:38
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Objects seen through the goggles are larger than they appear.
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 06:14
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"Oops, I've put a hole in it. They'll never let me forget, it will be known forever as Miss Shillings Orifice."
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 06:51
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Well the King did ask for a slimmed down Coronation, look honey I shrunk the Crown
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 06:54
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There, almost re programmed the truth chip, now hold down Ms Truss while i re install it...in time for PMQ's..
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 06:57
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There almost shrunk Alexa, now how do I get her in that little round box??

Ps I don't need Alexa, my wife knows everything. ..boom.. boom...
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 07:40
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Having brought their tiny abducted Earthling back to Brobdignag, the giant goggle-eyed aliens prepare the anal probe.
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 08:13
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Having fended off 5 questions about the Price of Eggs, the sixth one got the response from Mary...' IT JUST DOES...DAMMIT..' Now I'm going home ..you lot can sort it now..
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 08:16
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Having taken advice about which wire to cut it was a draw, 3 for the yellow and 3 for the blue.
Mary was seen to apply the cutters to the red one and then the screen went blank.
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