Caption Competition Mk III

[Dan Gerous]

My apologies for disturbing you your highness but I need to return this handshake.

[Confusious]

My advice for today is get your moving van booked before all the home evictions kick in.

[Confusious]

Your Majesty, I present to you Optimus, the new Tesla android.

[cavuman1]

Charles III, Rex, thinks to self: "Hmmm; there's something I simply don't Truss about this woman...."

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

Is it time to change my truss?

[Confusious]

Oh, I do hope that you're not here for a damehood.

[Chu Chu]

Camilla was just telling me I should install IOS 16 -- you never know when you might need to recall a PM.

[Kiltrash]

The Sporran? Why? what's loose change

[Confusious]

I'm delighted that mummy only suffered your company once.

[Kiltrash]

Welcome back Agent Truss, I thank you for getting rid of a major stoppage to my career progression...
Thats ok Sire, now can I just return that hand cream you gave me from Aldermaston

[Confusious]

I hope for your sake that your hubby lasts longer than you will.

[Kiltrash]

I hope your not expecting a Ladyship, I hear your successor plans to disband the House of Lords

[Wensleydale]

"Oh good - I thought it might have been that dithering Starmer chap".

[Kiltrash]

Thank you for offering to take a couple of mummy's old Corgies, can't stand the little shit bags myself.
I hear you are taking them with you as a peace offerring to Kim Jun Un
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[Confusious]

Damn, I was expecting a curtsey and a few U-Turns.

[Confusious]

[Confusious]

Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.

[Confusious]

It's a bit chilly in here Your Majesty, is there a problem with the heating?

Yes, you and your fruitcake friend.

[Kiltrash]

HMTK.. . Yes I'm a bit worried about my Pension so I was told to seek professional independent financial advice
PM... Oh thank you, your lucky i have the perfect person for you, she helped me with the mini budget. I'll give you Diane Abbots phone number later.

[Kiltrash]

The Spaniel shouts to the flunky.... HOW DARE YOU LET THAT DEMENTED WOMAN IN...
Aide responds...Sire she's the Crown series 5 producer, this might not get you a favourable review....
Oh thank God that's all she is, I thought it was that Ms Sturgeon