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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Jan 2023, 22:40
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Excellent captions thus far, PPRuNers! I'll call tomorrow so that we can start February with a new contest. Keep 'em coming, and keep your balance while I hover over your contributions!

- Ed
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Old 30th Jan 2023, 23:00
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It's the new issue to flight commanders so they can fly off the handle safely!
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Old 30th Jan 2023, 23:10
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It's amazing the lengths some folks go just to stay off the rotorheads forum on PPRuNe.
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 02:07
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The 9 judges of the CapComp watch as Kiltrash tries to slash up the opposition.
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 04:11
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No, no and thrice no Simkins. That isn't what I envisaged at all. Have you seen the film Mary Poppins?
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 06:07
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Torque about a daft design ...Mr Sikorsky
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 06:08
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M proudly shows Ian Flemming his latest design....
M? That's a daft name init?...
Well would put your real name to something as dangerous as this?
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 06:13
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Non military chap third from left...Yes General I can let you have 50 a month $400 bucks each if you place a order today, and just for you I'll have the lads at the factory build you a swimming pool in your house, it will be our little secret...
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 09:51
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Why do you say it's unmanned when Hoskins is patently aboard?

Because Hoskins had an unfortunate accident with it yesterday...
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 10:24
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This should be fun, he's going to attempt an autorotation landing
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 10:26
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US Army mechanise nine pin bowling
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 10:29
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Now fitted with the Acme round the waist vibrating fat reducer.

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Old 31st Jan 2023, 11:21
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"Must be crop circle season, Frank's off again."
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 11:55
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Officer in middle: Thanks for the demo, but Iím afraid this doesnít meet the Armyís requirements. Maybe you could interest VFA-101.
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 13:20
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“yes, interesting … where does the WSO sit?”
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Old 31st Jan 2023, 23:16
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I might have gone for: "Hold my beer while I balance this contraption on the chimney of the house in the background.", but then I'm not nearly as funny as the rest of you. Each entrant wins a whirlygig but the contrarotational Coffman Starter Trophy goes to Buster Hyman with: "Uber Eats. I have an order here for four frankfurts and a large donut." The prize is on its way, Sir; watch your step!

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Old 1st Feb 2023, 00:33
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Aww, cheers Ed! I'm getting hungry just thinking of it.

So many recent wins...some of you will understand but we might need to explain wins to Nutty...

Anyway, while I clear some space for another trophy, I might declare open house! If you have one ready to go or you've not had a win in a long time...(you're included Nutty)... then have at it! Alternatively, I will post a pic tonight AESST if nothing's up.
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 04:33
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I thought, where is Buster? as I have four large suppositories to shove up him and a ring cushion so he can sit down afterwards, would have been better caption..
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 07:25
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Okay, let's have a crack at ol' mate Prince Markle!



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Old 1st Feb 2023, 07:53
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Flat Tyre? Use the Spare!
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