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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Dec 2022, 23:52
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Very generous, Santa. But when you go back north, do you think you could ask the elves to start making Patriots and HIMARS rounds instead?
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 02:42
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"Ha! That fake Santa with the M60 couldn't hit a barn door!!! Boy, will he get a surprise..."
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 02:44
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In the Divorce settlement, Santa got exactly what he wanted. Mary can have the rest he figured.
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 02:45
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"Talk to me Santa..."
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 05:54
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Ha! Let NORAD track me this year!!
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 07:11
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Sorry kids....had the Elves full time building me this all year.

...So I'm off to the caribbean, maybe see you next year!
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 07:13
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Richard Bransons let himself go a bit....
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 07:17
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Ho Ho Ho ....have I got a surprise for you Airman..

...I chucked up the whole way and your leave is cancelled to clear it up!
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 07:46
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You could have got me an F35 ...or even a Harrier!
...how am I going to land this on a roof?
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 10:43
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Ho Ho Ho, guess which president is getting a very special gift off me this year!
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 14:30
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The forward CG exceedence guaranteed that the F-16 could not become airborne. Instead, it skidded off the runway into a Christmas tree lot.

- Ed
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 14:56
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Santa loves his new ride, but trading eight reindeer for one donk took some getting used to.
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 19:53
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On Christmas day night....Your back early Santa...
Yes, ATC gave me a shorter route this year
Or
When i got to the United Kingdom the Border Farce were on Strike and a nice friendly Airman just saved me through..
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 19:56
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Mav gets out the new M10 aircraft, did you experience any strange effects asked the Scientists..
What do you think....
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 20:01
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Mrs Claus finally finds a Christmas Present for her husband. Well what DO you get for the man who has everything??
A longer ladder..
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 20:35
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Santa shows he no longer needs to do the 5 fingered shuffle thanks to his new
JML Larry the Lamb sex toy being demonstrated here and available from the elves and all major retail stores for 19.99 this Christmas.
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Santa prepares to deliver to Moscow.
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 20:41
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Santa prepares to deliver Zelensky’s wish list this Christmas.
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 20:53
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After persuading the FAA examiner in the last cap-comp with an M60, Santa's well chuffed with his new wings.
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